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Please laugh it off - Very funny




STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me,

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : ", And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

all your jokes are funny.nice ones
thumbs up

Lol it's really nice.

rily funnny. hey, what do u say about a man that takes the elevator to the 10th floor, then walks 5flights down to his apartment?

a midget, his hands cant reach his floor number.

Lol really nhce.

NICE ONES

:d :d :d :d :d :d :d

Nice ones,very funny

You are too much!!!

yeah u did it
really funny

What a lot of fun!

Keep it up,

heyy poster dats funny am laffn ur freaking butt off

very funny.

@POSTER Babe you really funny,
If you this funny and still single, hw e go be because
My current babe is as dry as a dry gin
holla ur man 08039518965 ^{abeg no flashing}

Shooo
no be u hn chick do juju science?

My current babe is as dry as a dry gin
holla your man 08039518965
Ben when are u going to stop man? Don't be desperate like this no girl will take u serious, Take am easy o. If your girl dry u know how to take am go swimming pool to wet her up.

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@Monica You are really keen @ my matters.
The concept was to liven the room up,
Now u call me desperate. *hisses*
[s]No make me tell d whole forum hw u begged me to b ur guy[/s].

That was pretty funny.

My bad, in any case have fun with ur concept, but stop wooing me on the phone okay, i have to change my mail box because of u, change my house number, change my mobile number and evn change my name. But u always bribe some people to take u to me, What am i going to do about Ben oh Ben, Stop following me around, stop paging me, stop writing lyrics, stop sending flowers, stop buying chocolates and ice-cream-will melt in your hands, stop going to the gym because of me, stop growing your hair because of me, stop adding spirit to your beards because of me, stop drinking and smoking because of me, stop owing people because of me. Stop following my mum to the market because of me, Stop visiting my nun aunty in the church because of me, stop singing another love song because of me. Stop \wearing eye contacts because of me. Stop brushing ur teeth because of me. Start being desperate to reply me back because of me. Write 100 things you hate about yourself because of me. Start smiling more and argue less because of me. Start laughing out loud because of me. Start being a good man because of me. Start sleeping and doozing off your seat as you are reading this because of me.
Stop calling your girlfiend dry just because of me. Stop hating her for Christ sake and be good to her because of me.Be a caring lover to her and respect her more just because of me, it is your fault if you are not enjoying the relationship any more be a man and show her that u care because of me.

I have to stop tying just because my landline phone is ringing and i hope u are not the one calling, paused, oh it is you Ben again. Just because of me, i will have to sell my landline phone, Ben and u said u ain't desperate?

@monica, did all of that really happen or is someone being way too conceited?

Roflmao
MONICA U da boom! (cuz u made dis up urself)
@ben
N!£r ged'a lyf!
Lmao

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@Monicamony I am so flattered.
All this lyrics just for me ?
Abeg who get ID KABASA number for here ?
We need to make the beats for this song.
The flow is also open for the title of the Album.

:"just 4 me"

hmmmm aLL ThIS fOR bEn

just cool am crazy about it lol