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Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by brimbrack(m): 9:43am On Aug 01, 2007 |
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me, GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. 1) Girlfriend : ", And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". 2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". 3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". 4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?" 5) My father is so old that! when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". 7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". 9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". 10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the ten! th case I've treated. The others all died". 11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." 12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand." |
Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by mishoo(m): 10:25am On Aug 01, 2007 |
very very funny !!!! LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by anasey(m): 10:36am On Aug 01, 2007 |
Dat was great, Keep it up!!!!!! |
Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by abelix(m): 7:35pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
omo you are da bomb .my doctor must have your number in case of emergency.my ribs aches |
Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by Sarauniya(f): 7:46pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
Funny! |
Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by jayjaylux(m): 9:36pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
Stop copying n pasting, these jokes has been here on nairaland way back. (e don tay) |
Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by oge4real(f): 9:54pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
Hahahahahah |
Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by clemcykul(f): 11:54am On Aug 02, 2007 |
hey jayjaylux dont u dare be jealous, get the old jokes out and keep us entertained! wow boy ol boy dat was some anger burning, love exciting joke keep it up. |
Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by brimbrack(m): 2:41pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
jajaylux, what is your problem? did you wake up onthe wrong side? or was ur salary for the month withheld? loosen up bro! |
Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers by jayjaylux(m): 7:41pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
sorry, my bad then i wuz jst advising u 2 b creative n stop dubbing |
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