"No it can't be Ene, abi I'm not seeing well ni...", I thought as I walked closer to her. I turned to her and to clear my doubt, she was the one.
"Ene", I called with a stunned reaction.
"Yes, how're you", she said without remorse as the guy stared at me with his Jaga Jaga eyeglasses.
"What are you doing here", I asked Furiously. "Why are you asking, You brought me here?" She said as my heart skipped.
"Is this girl mad ni... Are you normal? I said what are you doing here?" I roared and everyone turned to know what's going on.
Imagine a girl I came to buy shoes for to surprise her on her birthday. This gender willy disgrace you! They'll frustrate you (Angry)
"Do I know you? What's your problem?" She ranted.
The guy: Baba Whatsup Nah? Where you know my babe from?
Me: ara adugbo ema gba mi... (please y'all should come and help me) did you just say your girlfriend?
Ene: baby pay and let's leave, ignore this guy abeg.
Me: did you just... (Gave her a thunderous slap)
Brethren that was the mistake I did. Lord safe my soul. This pain is too much for me. It was as if the whole people in the mall descended on me. (Sobbing) I was beaten like a thief.
The guy dragged me close and punched my face so hard as Ene also joined him as she planted her teeth on my back. I threw some punch at the guy but he dodged them all. Out of about 7 punches, only one could hit him. But all his about 12 punches were successful.
I was messed up but I still fought back. People tried to separate us but I insisted and fighting back to balance the punches as my face is already swollen. I dragged the guy and threw a punch with force, but he dodges and it hit a woman beside him.
That was when everyone descended on me thoroughly and turned me into a Chinese man as I got a swollen face and the security men threw me out of the mall.
Noooooo! Why me! Kuku kill me... My hard-earned girlfriend did this to me because of one dirty boy. Handsome me! Sweet me! Kuku kill me... (weeping)
Passersby stared at me outside the mall as the security men dragged me outside with my swollen face.
"Oga make I carry my leather inside, my shoe dey inside", I pleaded but I was flung out like leather with poo in it.
Everyone stared at me as I pick up myself and walked towards a tree to dust myself. Emotions struck me so hard and I couldn't leave the spot due to the full basket of shame placed on me. The moment was too awkward as my eyes became wet and ready to cry... My mood was like that of Asa song Bibanke
Hook
"Bim ba n ke bo ban shun fi mi si le Bim ba n ke bo jo ba n ro fi mi si le"
I summoned the courage to move on as I walked towards the main road to board a cab.
Getting to the express while I waited to get a Cab, I saw Brah Blessing one of my neighbors coming towards me.
Why this time God... Why is it this awkward time Brah Blessing knows he wants to come towards this area? "Which kind wahala be this sef", I thought sadly. Fortunately, he passed me without recognizing me.
"Ah! Thank God", I muttered. "But wait, is my face so punched that no one can recognize me again?" I asked myself.
Ene God will punish you! Me that you said you can't do without, you said having me in your life is the best thing that has ever happened to you, me that you called "the love of your life", Ene God will punish you...(sobbing)
...TBC
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