I visited my Uncle yesterday and my little cousin prepared a plate of indomie flooded in water. She said it is indomie pepper soup. I cant help but laughed at her so much. . Is not funny but not to me.

Na joke b dis?

Must you laugh in a joke? Some people laugh on hearing the death of their parents. So whats your problem?

^^ Pls sir, advice us on how to react to your er. . .joke now

Efe be nice small now

@op is like marijuana is the cheapest product close to you.

this section has lost the x factor.
what sort of indomie joke is this. abeg raise your level now.

Element G:

Efe be nice small now

ah, but I'm always nice now!

infact, ma middle name is: Madam too nice!!

^^

xynerise:

I visited my Uncle yesterday and my little cousin prepared a plate of indomie flooded in water. She said it is indomie pepper soup. I cant help but laughed at her so much. . Is not funny but not to me.

no mind dem kraitks o jare. I, me, myself like to cook noodles that way too. The stew makes it easier 'swoop' the noodles. . . i mean it serves as lubricant when you close ya lips on d noodles and draw em "huwwsss"! But be careful sha. Too much "huuwww"s can dispatch some pepper soup into d eyes.

=off topic=
Efe, would you like to be an author? I have some very good african novels/plays wasting under my bed coz d climate is so unfriendly to good scripts. I can 'dash' you one of them if you like coz i'm not happy seeing my works lying fallow. I'm serious.

cheers

you're not asking me to pass your work off as mine, are you??

it's called plagiarism - but yeah, I do love a good write up

Plagiarism or what ever you call it doesn't matter. I repeat i'm not happy seeing my works wasting away. You remember those songs i used to sing 4 you on d 'kill english' thread? They're some other songs i wrote around december 2008. Long time ago. If you can do something to make a dream come true, do it. I have many other scripts so giving you one of em won't matter.
The book titled 'Painful Choices' is written like an african macbeth though the settings is modern. Its also multi purpose and as such could be finished as a play, movie script, or prose. I've said enough. My email is cool.diamonds@yahoo.com .
This offer is open till tuesday evening, otherwise, i de carry am go literature section to 'dispose'.

Cheers

hmmm

bros I nor understand wetin you wan make I do wiff am

if na to read am, no problem - abi??

Oops, i said i wrote a song. . . Well, to avoid any logical conflict, it wasn't written in ur name like it was in the 'kill english' thread o. I actually posted d song on nairaland last year. Here's the link. 'A SONG FOR OMOZUSI' https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-461503.0.html . That was in june 2010. If you go thru it carefully, you'll see its pure class. U may wonder why i substituted Omo's name 4 yours. Well, its coz from ur posts, u both seem to hav a lot in common and is also from ur tribe so i decided to play. . . Anyway, time's flown. Even that 'kill english' thread, i no de see am again. Make i go revive am?

Nooooooooooooo

abeg leave the thread make im die im natural death jor

come off topic - we can chat more there

Efemena_xy:

hmmm

bros I nor understand wetin you wan make I do wiff am

if na to read am, no problem - abi??

carry am go macmillian uk make dem publish am

Ok, i de go off topic but i no go like if dem people intrude too much o. I be shy person

^^ you shy??

abeg talk antother one jor!

Op
5000 4 openin d thread
5000 cos its so dry
5000 cos u‘r soo dry
1000000 2 discourage u frm openin a thread again
Hmp!