WHO IS THE DUMPEST HERE?

(1)The Hausa man who goes to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

(2)An Ijaw man who removes his shoes to enter into a taxi.

(3)A Calabar man who went to bed with a ruler just to see how long he slept.

(4)A Yoruba man who watches news on Tv and wave at a news reader.

(5)A Fulani nurse who wakes an insomnia patient up because he forgot to take his sleeping pills.

(6)Aboki who lowers his Tv volume because he wants to read a text message scroll displayed on the Tv.

(7)An Igbo man who sprays himself with insecticide to chase away mosquitoes.

(A Portharcourt man who polishes his shoes just to take a passport size photo.

(9)An Igbo man who climbed a tree to check if the mangoes are ripe then climbed down and started stoning the mangoes.

(10) A Yoruba man who buys a mattress and decides to sleep on the bare floor to preserve the foam from wearing fast.

Plz be honest here o, no partial

Dumbest ... Not dumpest!

Table Leg :
Dumbest ... Not dumpest!

I knew sir, this is joke section but thanks though

foolish fools .. but i think the biggest mumu is the one dat woke an insomnia patient up.

funny.

gree-die:
foolish fools .. but i think the biggest mumu is the one dat woke an insomnia patient up.

funny.

DailyNews :
WHO IS THE DUMPEST HERE?
(3)A Calabar man who went to bed with a ruler just to see how long he slept.

I laughed

DailyNews: "I knew sir", this is joke section but thanks though

Chei!!!" I knew sir" U still dey commit ooo. English, what a mean u are.

Rehnoy: Chei!!!" I knew sir" U still dey commit ooo. English, what a mean u are.

very correct sir. Meaning that even before u corrected me, that I already know ok? Consult your English teacher and try to learn how to use verbs in concord with the tense. Goodnight, have fun.

Sanboy25:



I laughed

DailyNews: very correct sir. Meaning that even before u corrected me, that I already know ok? Consult your English teacher and try to learn how to use verbs in concord with the tense. Goodnight, have fun.

. My friend its "I know" becos its a continuous tense, u know then and u still know now. So pls shut ur buccal cavity and learn some English.

Reynoy or wat do u call urself,stop being a kid...empty vessel dat makes the loudest noise

Dubby6: Reynoy or wat do u call urself,stop being a kid...empty vessel dat makes the loudest noise

U can't even look at a name then turn around to spell it correctly. So why should I spend my time exchanging words with a disturbed soul? Pls spare urself the crap and move on. I've gat tins doin.

Rehnoy: . My friend its "I know" becos its a continuous tense, u know then and u still know now. So pls shut ur buccal cavity and learn some English.

first, you committed one yourself. You are not supposed to say: its “I know”, you are supposed to say: it's “I know”, which means you don't even know what you are doing yourself. That settled. Read on...


Since you want us to turn this thread to an English classroom for teaching tense, verbs usage, etc, pls see the examples provided below:

I wish I know.

I wish I knew.

Whitehouse know about the attack before the terrorists struck, but they couldn't stop it.

Whitehouse knew about the attack before the terrorists struck, but they couldn't stop it.

From your ignorant claim, the word “knew” is useless in English dictionary, since “know” can do the work of both past and present tense no matter the contextual meaning or usage.

Now, which of the above statements sounds correct to you sir?

Before you answer, let me inform you that you are talking to your master when it comes to this very topic, I don't need to talk much here. From the above examples, you should be able to retrace your way back and know that you had been fooling yourself thinking you are good when you aren't close to it. So learn and stop correcting others when you know nothing yourself, and pls stop using swear words when you are in public cos...cos...hmmm....though you sound like a teenager, but learn manners pls.

DailyNews: first, you committed one yourself. You are not supposed to say: its “I know”, you are supposed to say: it's “I know”, which means you don't even know what you are doing yourself. That settled. Read on...


Since you want us to turn this thread to an English classroom for teaching tense, verbs usage, etc, pls see the examples provided below:

I wish I know.

I wish I knew.

Whitehouse know about the attack before the terrorists struck, but they couldn't stop it.

Whitehouse knew about the attack before the terrorists struck, but they couldn't stop it.

From your ignorant claim, the word “knew” is useless in English dictionary, since “know” can do the work of both past and present tense no matter the contextual meaning or usage.

Now, which of the above statements sounds correct to you sir?

Before you answer, let me inform you that you are talking to your master when it comes to this very topic, I don't need to talk much here. From the above examples, you should be able to retrace your way back and know that you had been fooling yourself thinking you are good when you aren't close to it. So learn and stop correcting others when you know nothing yourself, and pls stop using swear words when you are in public cos...cos...hmmm....though you sound like a teenager, but learn manners pls.

what's up with this ignorant? U from one blunder to the other. "U are supposed to say" instead u were supposed to say. U don't even know where to apply ur past tense. Pls go get a life, if u can't, then u RENT one. Foolish adult.

Self acclaimed master, am relishing the fact that a master also have got a master. Looks to me like u've met urs 2day. Waiting anxiously.

Rehnoy: what's up with this ignorant? U from one blunder to the other. "U are supposed to say" instead u were supposed to say. U don't even know where to apply ur past tense. Pls go get a life, if u can't, then u RENT one. Foolish adult.

at least I made u see your own foolishness....next time, don't judge kid

Rehnoy: Self acclaimed master, am relishing the fact that a master also have got a master. Looks to me like u've met urs 2day. Waiting anxiously.

kid go back to classroom pls. You just committed another crime. It is not: am, it is: I'm ok? Mumu raise to power million people are already laughing at you, so quit cos I don't have your time pls. Bye bye

LMAO! D rest kan b attachd to illiteracy. But dat of INSOMNIA? TOO BADT!

Rehnoy: Self acclaimed master, am relishing the fact that a master also have got a master. Looks to me like u've met urs 2day. Waiting anxiously.

rehnoy believe me or nt ur nt up to 17 rite

A fool at 40 is a fool forever. ANIMAL

Una no get work?

Infact i don forget d purpose of d thread sef. Na laff i jes dey laff at these 2 pple wey dey show demselves 'oga' for english

@ topic
I think d 2 of dem be the 'mumu'
No partial.

Rehnoy: . My friend its "I know" becos its a continuous tense, u know then and u still know now. So pls shut ur buccal cavity and learn some English.

U self loose guard here, it knew
No one knows it all, correct fellow folks with respect,

What is there to correct in the OPs English apart from his mispelt word: dumpest. The other guy still needs lessons in the English language.

Bobandgreat: What is there to correct in the OPs English apart from his mispelt word: dumpest. The other guy still needs lessons in the English language.

i think both of them need to take few classes in english.

Rehnoy: A fool at 40 is a fool forever. ANIMAL

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