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A Shocking True Story by brimbrack(m): 8:33pm On Feb 10, 2006 |
A True Story A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in Love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not Like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes For a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two Lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in A local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will Allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you love each other Truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was Dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the Other Side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died On the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that She recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very Next day because he died horribly. Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an Old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the Guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother Ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in Fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash The Clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had The same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady Gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something Terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the Stains, And the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, Someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old Lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue box, which Shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied... "Omo Washing powder... it will remove all stubborn stains!!!" ... I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too. But don't look at me like that ... I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me! |
Re: A Shocking True Story by clarissa(f): 8:41pm On Feb 10, 2006 |
wat kind of funny story is that are they trying to advertise omo? |
Re: A Shocking True Story by bagoma(f): 10:32pm On Feb 10, 2006 |
hmmmn, i dont know whether to or to i guess i'll just do both. |
Re: A Shocking True Story by nike4luv(f): 10:38pm On Feb 10, 2006 |
oh gawd! isnt this scary! ..ahhh..omo ko? |
Re: A Shocking True Story by hotangel2(f): 12:33am On Feb 11, 2006 |
That's a really good OMO commercial. hehehe... i wanna see it on TV. |
Re: A Shocking True Story by clarissa(f): 12:35am On Feb 11, 2006 |
when its on T.V. it will be rilli scary trust nigerians they no how to make things look very scary lol |
Re: A Shocking True Story by silverbird(f): 12:22pm On Feb 11, 2006 |
That's a nice one. I was begining to imagine what will happen. |
Re: A Shocking True Story by justme: 3:16pm On Feb 11, 2006 |
some people are just wasting their talents! |
Re: A Shocking True Story by shadia(f): 3:43pm On Feb 13, 2006 |
men i was so into this story at the biginin but the end was F't up. |
Re: A Shocking True Story by micklplus(m): 7:48am On Feb 14, 2006 |
the story was so romantic in the beginning and i was really flowing with the story suddenly, Omo just appeared ! imagine nonsense. Omo ko elephant ni! Gbam |
Re: A Shocking True Story by Nobody: 5:45am On May 05, 2006 |
lol, I concentrated so much when I started reading this only to see Omo at the end lol |
Re: A Shocking True Story by Ddii(f): 8:52am On May 05, 2006 |
this is really good ! the suspense building up so high, and suddenly, ha ! nice one i guess this is just to say, relax and don't take life too seriously ! |
Re: A Shocking True Story by doshbass(m): 11:09am On May 05, 2006 |
absolute rubbish |
Re: A Shocking True Story by seyiox(m): 1:58pm On May 05, 2006 |
brinmbark .well u too are on my hitlist so find the guy before i find you . do you know how much it costs per second on internet bill and i had to read this |
Re: A Shocking True Story by spikelord(m): 2:11pm On May 05, 2006 |
Re: A Shocking True Story by diddy4(m): 2:16pm On May 05, 2006 |
nice commercial. |
Re: A Shocking True Story by dm(m): 5:33pm On May 05, 2006 |
seyiox: That makes up for the humour the joke lacked |
Re: A Shocking True Story by sunej(m): 6:45pm On May 05, 2006 |
That makes u another idiot. How much did OMO pay u? I de o!
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Re: A Shocking True Story by robby1(m): 7:04pm On May 05, 2006 |
couldnt get to post this jokes. check them out. (1) Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde. The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no and the executioner shouted, Ready, Aim, !! and suddenly the brunette yelled, "Earthquake!" Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests. She said no, and the executioner shouted, Ready, Aim, !! and suddenly the redhead yelled, "Tornado!" Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all figured out. They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no and the executioner shouted, Ready, Aim, !! and the blonde yelled,"Fire!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (2) A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please." The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog's mouth, there is a ten dollar bill. So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, and places it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is very impressed, and since it's closing time, he decides to close up shop and follow the dog. So, off he goes. The dog is walking down the street and comes to a crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the crossing button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to change. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and sits on one of the seats to wait for the bus. Along comes a bus. The dog walks to the front of the bus, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. The bus travels thru town and out to the suburbs. Eventually the dog gets up, moves to the front of the bus, and standing on his hind legs, pushes the button to stop the bus. The dog gets off, groceries still in his mouth, and the butcher still following. They walk down the road, and the dog approaches a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door. He goes back down the path, takes another run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door again! There's no answer at the door, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to a window, and bangs his head against it several times. He walks back, jumps off the wall, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts laying into the dog, really yelling at him. The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing? This dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for God's sake!" To which the guy responds, "Clever, my eye. This is the second time this week he's forgotten his key!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (3) At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (4) Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A. The dog of course, at least he'll shut up after you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (5) A serviceman was shot down in the desert and captured by the enemy. They took him to the local shah who said 'I will set you free if you can accomplish three things. See those three tents? There is a sumo wrestler in the first tent. If you can defeat him, you can go on to the second tent. In the second tent, there is an elephant with an impacted wisdom tooth. Solve his problem and you can go on to the third tent. In the third tent, there is a nymphomaniac. If you can satisfy her, then I will set you free.' The serviceman went into the first tent with the sumo wrestler. There were a lot of grunts and yelling. The tent was flapping in and out. Finally, the serviceman emerged, totally beaten up, dirty and bloody, but victorious. He was taken to the second tent with the elephant inside. Again, there were grunts and squeals and screams, with the tent sides flapping in and out. Finally, the serviceman emerged, even dirtier and bloodier, but victorious. 'Okay, now where's that lady with the impacted tooth?' he said. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (6) A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation, (She is speaking in a cheery voice) "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?" "Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hope you enjoyed them. ask for more if u want. |
Re: A Shocking True Story by atawewe: 7:46pm On May 05, 2006 |
nice one! u did get me there |
Re: A Shocking True Story by Oracle(m): 12:45am On Sep 23, 2006 |
great |
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