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New Scope Use By 419ers- **true Story** by tonididdy(m): 12:25pm On Feb 19, 2013
This Happened 2 Me Yestaday. I
Still Can't Get Over It.
I Went 2 D Super Market 2 Pick
Sometin 2 Eat And As I Was
Walking Down D Isle, I Noticed
Dis Woman Staring At Me. I
Looked At Her And Kept
Walking To D Front Counter 2
Pick Bottled Water And Gala. As
I Picked
Dem And Turned To Find D
Same Woman Right In Front Of
Me! I Tried 2 Show Her Some
Love, So I Smiled And Said "Hi"
Then I Went On To Get A Can
Coke.
Can U Believe The Same Woman
Followed Me? I Was Getting A
Little Nervous And Mad Cos She
Was Following Me Without
Saying Anyting. But I Tried To
Stay Friendly" I Just Said "Hi"
She Finally Responded And
Said, "I Am Sorry 4 Staring But
U Look Just Like My Youngest
Son...We Just Buried Him 2Wks
Ago. I Felt Stupid 4 Geting Mad
As I Expressed My Sympathy To
Her. She Said She Was Fine As
She Knows Dat Her Son Is With
D Lord. Then She Asked Me To
Do Her A Favour. I Said "If I
Can".She Said She Was A Bit Sad
Dat Her Son Neva Said Goodbye
2 Her B4 Passing On.
She Asked Me To Get In Line
Behind Her & As She Left D
Store, I Should Say "Goodbye
Mum". So Dat She Could Have
Some Sense Of Closure. Though
Her Request Was Weird, I
However Agreed 2 Grant It. So
As She Collected Her Bags From
D Casher And Walked Away, I
Said "Bye Mum". She Turnd And
Said "Bye Son". When The
Cashier Calculated My Stuff, She
Said The Total Was N6750!!!. I
Said What!!...Can U Tell Me How
A Bottle Of N70 Water, N5O Gala
And N100 Can Coke Equals
N6750?. She Said "Your Mum
Said U Are Paying 4 Her Too"....
My Mum?, I Shouted. Dat
Woman Is Not My Mother
Ooo!!!". I Quickly Rushed Out
Just In Time To See The Woman
Approaching The Parking Lot. I
Ran After Her And Was
Screaming..."Excuse Me, Excuse
Me!!!". She Started Running 4
Her Car As She Saw Me Coming.
I Caught Up With Her Just B4
She Was Able 2 Close D Door. I
Kept On Pulling And Pulling Her
Legs!!! Just Like Am Pulling
Yours Now!!!
What Will U Do If U Where In D
Same Shoe?
Re: New Scope Use By 419ers- **true Story** by Sugarbear007(m): 9:00am On Feb 20, 2013
Nice one mehn cheesy grin
Re: New Scope Use By 419ers- **true Story** by jeezybuck: 9:28am On Feb 20, 2013
nice 1, applaud
Re: New Scope Use By 419ers- **true Story** by roselynbas(f): 12:01pm On Feb 22, 2013
Enid Blyton!

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