If BBN was a High School

Maria is that finest ajebo girl in class who always plaits the best hair and when she calls a guy’s name with her sweet voice, all the other guys will be hailing him like he just won a trophy.

White Money is the headboy that isn’t book smart but wants to be heard by all his classmates. He is harsh with everybody but the finest girl is the one that brings out his soft side. He is never in touch with the head girl at all and works on his own. He always hangs in the school canteen looking for who to punish that is still there after break is over.

Princess is the head girl that doesn’t talk much but likes to punish any girl wey dey wear flashy makeup. She will seize the fine girl’s hair band and claim its contraband. She likes the headboy and wants to form gang with him but is mostly ignored for the most part.

Pere is that Tall dark and Big looking boy with chest that always hangs with the gang and gingers the small boys to act as men. He likes the fine girl and stays under the staircase after school hours toasting her feeling he go one day get the girl. He is the type to always clash with the head boy.

Arin is the class prefect that writes list of noisemaker and always reports those who skip class to the teacher.

Nini is the class prefect’s best friend who sometimes assists her in writing list of noise makers and when she is not writing, threatens other classmates that she will tell her friend the class prefect to put their names if she doesn’t like them.

Yerins is the bookworm who always takes first position in class. Nobody is his friend except when it’s exam time. He gladly accepts to be assignment boyfriend for the fine girl in the class and enjoys the hailing’s of the other guys when they see him with the fine girl but in reality nothing happens. She will occasionally tell him to please escort her to the front of the toilet block cos she is scared and he will go with her, but she will leave him outside and go in alone, he eventually ends up peeping through the hole in the door sometimes.

Cross is the playboy in the class, it may seem as though all the girls are susceptible to his charm and he is very jovial and sleek. But he still wonders why the fine girl hasn’t given in to his games.

Emmanuel is the shy fine boy in class that all the girls have a crush on but he doesn’t have the balls to ask any of them out. Occasionally some girls offer to write notes for him. He smiles but then doesn’t follow up to try to get in a relationship with them.

Yousef is the rich kid that spends all his money on girls and so have so many of them coming around him but barely any of them truly appreciate his company.

Saga is the bell ringer. The chief noisemaker and instigator condemning the boys who are not using their potential to get the girls. He isn’t rich but he is very funny and cracks the jokes that makes everyone laugh.

Niyi is the gadget-wristwatch boy. The guy who always brings video games to class and wears a classy watch and is considered as cool because of it.

Jay Paul is the adviser who always wants to talk about motivational ish among the classmates.

Tega is the dull girl who is quiet in class but hyper active in the playground. Her uniform is always brown and She is always laughing with girls but angry when a boy comes to join the play.

Boma is the focused guy who really wants to read his books and has big dreams cos he remembers his humble background, but gets distracted by the girls due to his height and likeability.

Beatrice is the girl who has a few friends she vibes with and pushes others away if they try to get too close. She is dealing with abuse at home and so doesn’t come across as very lively and vocal.

Angel is the school slut. She is the girl the guys always brag about kissing. They would say to themselves “that Angel girl easy die. I kiss am yesterday naaa”. Angel on her own part doesn’t care what they say and just plays around.

Liquorose is the school dancer. She represents the school in dance competitions and prefers to vibe with girls than boys.

Sammie is the talkactive. The type that will come to you and just start complaining about the teacher that is always flogging and setting assignment. The boys have convinced him that he can get the school slut and he has gone to approach her but her wild side scares him.

Saskay is the self-conscious girl in the class that always worries about what everyone thinks about her. She’s cute but no one notices her. She is shy and likes a particular boy but keeps it to herself. She sometimes wonders and asks others if her crush likes her too


Jackie B is the girl who always keeps to herself and doesn’t look for trouble and then one day you hear rumours that she got pregnant.

Peace is the ring leader girl that always expects her crew of few girls to always rock a particular style of hair and a way of dressing during the after-school lessons. She has her style and expects her crew to follow suit.