Papa Dubem was taking a stroll in his backyard garden and spotted a youngman squatting at the other side of the garden.what struck Papa Dubem was that, the moment the young man saw him, he(the youngman) immediately took off the cup he was wearing and lowered it onto the ground.this drew Papa Dubem's attention and moved to where the youngman was squatting,

PAPA DUBEM:And what are you doing in my garden boy?

YOUNGMAN:oh sah no vex haha, i just caught a dove in your garden and since i dont want it to escape, i have covered it with my cup sah,

PAPA DUBEM: A dove, a dove

YOUNGMAN:Sah please can you watch it while i go home to bring my nest to fetch it?

PAPA DUBEM:No problem!

the youngman left the garden running.After some five minutes, Papa Dubem decided to steal the dove, so bent and lifted the cup covering the dove lightly and carefully.The smell around the garden change d immediately

PAPA DUBEM:HMNN! this bird fart!(whispered to himself).Papa Dubem brought back his hairy hand from under the cup, and it was covered with fresh poo!

Wow! For the first time, its actually funny!

Lol.

U try.

Have checked all my post babe?

I think so. And I was far from impressed.

Sorry o.

yeah, u never get everybody to appreciate your works, are you new here? where are you babe?

Yes, although I believe that's a bit obvious. Besides stop me.

sorry, just kidding, where are u?can we be friends?

Depends. . .

Now stop crying. Here I'll borrow you my white teeth.  Return it back when you show your own o, I don't want to remain toothless. 

Papa Dubem fell into coma for 19 minutes, er seconds.

depends, i dont understand that? cant we be friends?

We can, as long as you promise to stop being unnecessarily mean and annoying to everybody in every 10 seconds. . .
If its not too much to ask.

bin gbagbo:

Papa Dubem fell into coma for 19 minutes, er seconds.

I don't get. Who's Papa Dubem?

your wish is my command, if that will make u happy!but remember BIN GBAGBO is a mere character and not me, as in me and he[bin gbagbo] is designed to be a mean no-nonsense character okay? so i am different from the character, besides they r alwayz attacking bin, can we be friends?

;d ;d ;d ;d

you no sleep?

u nko? Lol

bin gbagbo:

your wish is my command, if that will make u happy!but remember BIN GBAGBO is a mere character and not me, as in me and he[bin gbagbo] is designed to be a mean no-nonsense character okay? so i am different from the character, besides they r alwayz attacking bin, can we be friends?

Ok then. I gotta go now. Need to catch my beauty sleep. Chaow. 

this joke is like a bad smell that refused to filter away. the joke is weak @ the knee.lame in the head but what can one say abt a poo joke. it will always be poo.

@ ode remo yeah, the joke is as sick as you

@BG: And there he goes again.

Babe b e fair, have read his reply?he dis me first,

@ode remo *snubs the slowpoke and concentrates on GAMBLING episode five* MORAL LESSON: never argue with a fo*l! with all respect boy!

hhmmm
thank god u not on my friendz list.

@studio cfr sup guy? i missed you!

with all respect boy!

thats all u need to show your elders or else gongo aso lori e.
anymore of your nonsense will be met with unprecedented force. trust me.
i will leave the last word to the village clown.

bin gbagbo:

@studio cfr sup guy? i missed you!

do i look like a gay to you?

How are u brother?
Hope u don chop lol

@ studio cfr no, im a christian and frowns or gays!lol

i missed you ''brotherly'' understand? long time i read your joke?

thank god u nat gay lol

well i thought u a newbie. . .
good to know people still read my jokes hehehehe

whatsup. . .?

yeah, just using a new id(bin) but been on nairaland for long, and u r one of the few fine posters!

lol i sabi find trouble o
but all na joke. . . Nothing personal.

Why did u include BIN to you name. . . Are u bin laden's fan ? ;d

i admire bin laden for his confidence , intracigence and courage, besides there is a positive thing about every villain and laden has his good side, just like BIN GBAGBO the king!lol

well the most important thing right now is that bin laden is dead. . . And as for gbagbo, him prison yard go long from lagos to bauchi. Lol