ZIMBABWEAN MAN 1 st week : Too much loving 2 nd week : Marriage 3 rd week : Permanent citizenship 4 th week : His whole family moves in with you, arriving one per week. NIGERIAN MAN 1 st week : A journey to a certain town but leaves you in the car 2 nd week : Going together to the post office to fetch a parcel 3 rd week : Caught in a road block with drugs and a suspected parcel 4 th week : Jailed together GHANAIAN MAN 1 st week : Moves into your flat/ house 2 nd week : Brings friends to your flat/house 3 rd week : Promises marriage After 4 years: Leave the country to go back to his wife XHOSA MAN 1 st week : Too honest and loving 2 nd week : Not available 3 rd week : Promises to visit tomorrow (which is of course lies) 4 th week : See him with another girl and hear he's already paid lobola for her AMERICAN MAN 1 st week : Takes you out for dinner 2 nd week : Buys books to read & hire videos 3 rd week : Misses his family 4 th week : Goes back to America & will keep on sending e-mails and postcards (forever) JAMAICAN 1 st week : Plays reggae music for you 2 nd week : Smokes dagga until you get used to the smell 3 rd week : Dreadlocks your hair 4 th week : Talks about Bob Marley until YOU decide to leave him GERMAN 1 st week : Takes you to the gym & zoo 2 nd week : Takes you to the tattoo shop 3 rd week : Buys you dressi
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