11 Types of Black Men

THIS IS SO FUNNY. WHICH ONE HAVE YOU GOT GIRLS?

1. MR. THUG LIFE
Real good at making love. Fun & Exciting. Makes you laugh. Has your back and will fight and protect you. Usually drinks and/or smokes too much Always got drama. Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old).In and out of jail.

2. MR. I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Will take you out in the beginning. Will introduce you to all his friends. Compliments you all the time. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade. Will not get rid of her. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with him

3. MR. HIGH ROLLER Advantages
Will give you money with no questions asked. Has a lot of style to him. Will show you some of the nice things in life. Never returns your pages. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first. Loves to be around his boys more than you.

4. MR. I'M IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS Advantages
Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the fly parties. Can have a decent stimulating conversation. Tends to dress nice. You don't know if he's homosexual, heterosexual, or bi.Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment. You still have to wait in line to get in all the fly parties, when there's drama at the door. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities, but he doesn't know them personally.

5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
Book smart. Cares about how you feel. Has a very good job. Calls you all the time (returns your calls within 10 minutes). Boring as hell. Can't make love. He is not street smart always asking you when he can see you again.

6. MR. GHETTO
THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!! Makes you laugh. Got mad style and flava. Have a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy. Says he wants a real relationship. He's 3 or more baby momma’s. Wants to lay up in your crib to use the phone and smoke and eat up all the food. Is in denial when you tell him about himself. Comes home at 3am and says he was out with his boys.

7. MR. I'M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN!
Will teach you about black history. Revolutionary. Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally. Wants a wife and family. Breaks up with you for a white piece of trash. No money-doesn't have a job (*counter-evolutionary).
Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage. In the end you find out he is just a trifling con.


8. MR. NICE GUY
Will introduce you to his mother. Has a job and will take you out. Will give you money for your bills. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life. Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club. Ignores you when the game is on. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you.

9. MR. PLAYA
Will tell you that you're not the only one (keeps it real). Sometimes he's fairly decent in bed. He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down. Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him). He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there are women around. Generally he is a wimp who won't stand up for anything. He expects you to believe all his lies. After you find out he's no good, he tells you that he told you he was a playa in the beginning anyway.

10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
Of course, he has a job. Doesn't have too many bad habits.Will take care of you when you're sick. Tells you that he is in love with you. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he's a shiftless, lazy Slob who wants you to do all of the wifely duties but won't give you a ring. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you. After he leaves you he gets married a month later.

11. MR. BEST FRIEND
He's your best friend you both tell each other everything you get along very well. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems. The ultimate gentleman. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humour.
You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain't about s**t either

It would be interesting for me to find out which type of guy you think you are most like,

Haba, Nothing good out of all of those now.

Well i choose number 11.

whether or whethernt ! i go with hotangel. number 11 is just better. all other one ar not okay o. haba !
gbam

Take all the good parts in all of em.

i'll choose no 1 cos he's funny and protects me and he sounds like a gangster. i'll leave if he have to go to jail. i just wanna have fun and leave when things gets difficult. no 1 is way better than all those cheats and jobless

Yes I'll also choose Mr thug Life.
He's got alot more to offer then the rest of them.

thanks fluffy. i thought i was going to be alone :

I'll prefer the no 11.

I see ladies are getting excited over this types of men

teju oso:

thanks fluffy. i thought i was going to be alone :

nahhh, u got me here too I'll also prefer Mr thug man

Well, if i MUST choose, then its got to be MR BEST FRIEND,  

Take all the bad traits,  put into 1 man,  make it no 12,  thats me,  and i aint proud of it. Take away the Jail tho, that i cant do

great research!

i will have to go with number 11

number 11 (mr bestfriend)

I used to have a Mr 5 but take away the "can't make love"

I will take no 1 for SEX, at least i am guaranteed of hot, sizzling sex any time, any weather
no 3 for money, i need him only for expenses and i am HAPPY

interesting.

diddy where hv u been?

spikelord:

I'll prefer the no 11.

Spikelord wants no 11 . . . lol . . the question is 4 ladies Spikelord . . comments are ok . . . but its ok if u are gay . . .

number 2

thats funny men.
why do babes go with no 11 you are lying you get to speak the true you all wants some jackass in your ass,money in your handbag,looking nice,and have a guy to back you up when in trouble with the touts.rock & rock speak your mind.

You should have added Mr Bisexual

i dnt think my kind of man is listed there

tell us wat ur man is like

THis is some true shit here, but I don't belong into any @ all

which one do u belomg to love

bamidele:

tell us what your man is like

independent, faithful, willing 2 commit, hot, sweet n honestly, everything a woman wld want in a man

Kool! that's a fine research, but first you should tell us the kind of man you belong to. Though if i were to choose, i go with No. 11(MR BEST FRIEND).

u shld b tellin us which 1 u r not which 1 u'll choose, cuz unless u're gay y wld u choose?

well i used to have a Mr.dont have a girlfriend,got tired of his crap n gave him the boot.until i find a very loving,tite,super sex-freaky cherie id stick wid the Mr High Roller i got now(plus he's a stallion).