If only BMW can employ me now, I have seen a marketing strategy for them.


But na my employment kill am

Nwodosis:
BMW no longer have strong body frames.

On the contrary, this man just succeeded in helping to push BMW's stock market value to the roof.
By the time this news goes viral in the US and UK, investors will be more than willing to part with extra dollars just to own BMW shares.

Drop a bag of cement from 50ft atop a Mazda vehicle, the end result will very well show you the enormity of this scenario.

Explorers:


Tell me a light skin vehicle that will stand the impact of a grown man(60kg - 70kg) falling from 100ft.

We are talking about 600 to 700 Newton.

No soft skinned car will ever withstand such an impact.

Poor guy.
The problem he was running from didn't allow him die.

I know him. He's a time traveller.

Those suffering here and other Africa countries are looking for means to go there, whereas those that are there are also looking for suicide means to end their life.
This life no equal at all
#VanityUponVanity

My own be say na who go repair that BMW?

Explorers:
The man survived the fall and was seen writhing in pain on the pavement.

As he stood up, with shards of glass and the broken car roof surrounding him, the man saw that his right arm was broken and asked witnesses. 'What happened?'


Witnesses and workers at the building stated that the man did not work inside the building and it is unclear how and why he was there.

He also refused to give police officers his name, a source said.

'He fell into the car through the sunroof, then climbed out of the car and fell on the ground,' said Mark Bordeaux, 50, who works in the building and saw the aftermath.

'He was trying to get up but people were trying to get him to stay down, "You don't know how hurt you are".

'So he stayed there until the police and ambulances came.

He kept saying, "Leave me alone, I want to die."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10072395/Man-plunges-100ft-ninth-floor-New-Jersey-high-rise-SURVIVES.html

I'm sorry, but I laughed. The question he asked is funny. "What happened?"

I wanted to state other easier alternatives to try out, but no. I dont know what might have made him chose this route. Depression is real. I hope he finds a way out of the issue.

Some films na real no b trick.

Drugs or depression

Wow...


Just gently live and enjoy life


And be grateful to be whole...


What if you did not die but was seriously disabled in pain and very very aware....


Hmmm....

He should just go and jump all over again.

Nwodosis:
BMW no longer have strong body frames.

what do u mean? Or don't you have any knowledge of physics. Mass X acceleration.

Why say na on car roof he go drop himself shey the fool no see ground there, and he dey shout say he won die weyrey man

Miracle...that what it is. A second chance to live rightly.

He's one jolly lucky fella I've seen, because the impact of hitting the roof of that luxury wheels should have sent him directly into the elitists phase of highness (as is often the case) rather than reset his faculties to FS(as it is) which actually a very rare occurrence. The State should make him replace that ride to the owner, after which he should be sent to train for free-falling WITHOUT parachutes but a license to infinite amount of doping.

He has been watching too Netflix war blood movies this days.

Explorers:


Tell me a light skin vehicle that will stand the impact of a grown man(60kg - 70kg) falling from 100ft.

him think say na Eba fall

Coward!

Why didn't he find solid concrete floor to jump.

Of all the whole windows to choose he had to pick one with a car to break his fall.

Jumping from 9th floor challenge #WhatHappened

Explorers:


Tell me a light skin vehicle that will stand the impact of a grown man(60kg - 70kg) falling from 100ft.

u sabijare

Time traveller

Nwodosis:
BMW no longer have strong body frames.

What do you mean?
This is the most stvpid comment I've ever read on NL

BluntCrazeMan:
Come Again..
You Say What??
..
Like, he didn't die, but his brain wiped a little??
When he asked “What Happened”, what answers was he really expecting??

He was expecting to face Baba God Panel, in Heaven.
Instead, he was still seeing the same "bad" People he left behind on mother Earth, so he was confused and asked: What happened?

As in, Did all of you follow me to die, when l died or how did you all get here again?

but as it is, he is on NYSC (Now Your Suffering Continues)


BTW: Police should take him back up and make him repeat the Jump.
I hate Cheating, this time around, they should put a CAT Caterpillar on the ground

I hope he gets help that will make life meaningful to him.

Given the present economic and social challenges, we cannot rule out cases of increased suicide and these are largely unreported in Nigeria too. We are no longer the happy people we used to be. Religion that used to be the opium for most persons is fast fading away as reality sinks in. Our extended family support structure is almost gone. Frustration is pushing people to do things they normally wouldn't do. Hopelessness eventually leads to suicidal tendencies.

If you are reading this and there is something troubling you, a situation that seems to be beyond you or about to take a decision you might regret in future or feel helpless... I pray help reaches you, I pray you find comfort knowing that the world needs you; YOU ARE NOT A FAILURE.

You are the strenght of many, You are the light many are seeking, You have so much to give and surely GOD WILL BLESS YOU AGAIN AND LIFT YOU UP BEYOND YOUR PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCES.

Remain Blessed.

This man might be from another planet or afterlife.

This is extraordinary to be just ordinary!

God gave him a second chance.

He should be allowed to jump again from the top of the roof and aim for the concrete directly instead.

arantess:

Hancock

Crank

When you cheat the death, tomorrow you may not be lucky