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<sup>1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
6. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
7. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
8. Order a one-inch pizza.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
11. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
12. Change your accent every three seconds.
13. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
14. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
15. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
16. Imitate the order taker's voice.
17. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.
18. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
19. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
20. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
21. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
22. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
23. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
24. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."</sup>

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Bulllllshiiit

[size=13pt]^{You can can em buhshiiit but that's one of the way of Cracking Fun . . . .} [/size]

Unless the caller has excess phone airtime the joke will be on him.

Nice one.

Oooooooh. . .
How 'bout i let Kiba take a sample. If the canine doesn't swallow it, then it's poisoned.

[size=13pt]^{You know the pizza guy's faces are always funny and you can easy piss them off -} [/size]

firestar:

Oooooooh. . .
How 'bout i let Kiba take a sample. If the canine doesn't swallow it, then it's poisoned.

This is really funny, I might try 1 when I need a laugh, He he he

[size=13pt]^{Yeah some may like it sa Fun Fhemmmy dear. . . Well , as i have said the pizza guy but if it's a Pizza Gurl i think my moves should be different from annoying her .}
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Fhemmmy:

Lol . . Why would you wanna Annoy someone intentionally . . . . .

Or When they ask you Delivery or Pick Up . . . . tell him if only She will deliver it herself.

Bawss1:

Unless the caller has excess phone airtime the joke will be on him.

Nice one.

[size=13pt]^{Thank you darling. . . You just have to try one out and see . You'll laugh as well as others in the building until they fall from chair} [/size]

tatiana009:

This is really funny, I might try 1 when I need a laugh, He he he

NnamdiN:

Bulllllshiiit

real bullssshhhhiiiiitttt

[size=13pt]^{I guess there are other words that is nice to say instead of all these many bullshitz. . . . why not Monkeyshitz?} [/size]