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How Will Heaven Be Like? by PAGAN9JA(m): 12:40am On Nov 29, 2021
Yet another evidence that the author of the Quran is Muhammad. What does the Quran says about heaven?

"(Here is) a Parable of the Garden which the righteous are promised: in it are rivers of water incorruptible; rivers of milk of which the taste never changes; rivers of wine, a joy to those who drink; and rivers of honey pure and clear...." Quran 47:15

This is 7th century heaven, heaven of things that desert dwellers dreamed off. But that is just boring, how much water, milk, honey, and wine do you want? A 21st century heaven would be, endless supply of electronics, TV streaming with super fast broadband, rivers of vodka, whiskey, or Coca-Cola (or Pepsi) � Heaven would be a place you can transform to be anything you want to be.
Fridges with endless supply of cakes and chocolates that don't make you fat. Galactic travel, continuously exploring planets, and different universes, where happiness an endless joy to share. Why Muhammad did not mention any of these? Muhammad was only reflecting what he thought is his heaven.. Including mindless houris women for sex.

Men are rewarded with virgins:
"[For the Companions of the Right Hand] We have created (their Companions) of special creation. And made them virgin - pure."
Qur'an 56:35-36

These virgin Hoors will have firm breasts:
" Verily for the Righteous there will be a fulfilment of (the heart's) desires; Gardens enclosed, and grapevines; And voluptuous women of equal age;"
Qur'an 78:31-33

The hadith says the number of virgins in paradise is limitless:
Allah’s Apostle (The blessing and peace of Allah be upon him) said: "In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner of which there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them."
Sahih Bukhari 6:60:402

We scrolled the Quran from cover to cover, nothing specific about what women get in heaven - as if they do not exist. The Quran is man made for men by a desert dweller, do we need to say more. And then they say Atheist leave Islam to follow their sexual gratifications. Now you know why mostly men come here to defend Islam. Little do they know, it was all made up.

-ex-muslims of norway
@arabic_translatedmemes

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Re: How Will Heaven Be Like? by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:41am On Nov 29, 2021
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Re: How Will Heaven Be Like? by MightyHand(m): 7:02am On Nov 29, 2021
Hand folded shocked shocked shocked
Re: How Will Heaven Be Like? by Nobody: 9:50am On Nov 29, 2021
Perverts... Read these weird fantasies of their years ago... Laughed so hard...
Re: How Will Heaven Be Like? by uthlaw: 1:06pm On Nov 29, 2021
PAGAN9JA:
Yet another evidence that the author of the Quran is Muhammad. What does the Quran says about heaven?

"(Here is) a Parable of the Garden which the righteous are promised: in it are rivers of water incorruptible; rivers of milk of which the taste never changes; rivers of wine, a joy to those who drink; and rivers of honey pure and clear...." Quran 47:15

This is 7th century heaven, heaven of things that desert dwellers dreamed off. But that is just boring, how much water, milk, honey, and wine do you want? A 21st century heaven would be, endless supply of electronics, TV streaming with super fast broadband, rivers of vodka, whiskey, or Coca-Cola (or Pepsi) � Heaven would be a place you can transform to be anything you want to be.
Fridges with endless supply of cakes and chocolates that don't make you fat. Galactic travel, continuously exploring planets, and different universes, where happiness an endless joy to share. Why Muhammad did not mention any of these? Muhammad was only reflecting what he thought is his heaven.. Including mindless houris women for sex.

Men are rewarded with virgins:
"[For the Companions of the Right Hand] We have created (their Companions) of special creation. And made them virgin - pure."
Qur'an 56:35-36

These virgin Hoors will have firm breasts:
" Verily for the Righteous there will be a fulfilment of (the heart's) desires; Gardens enclosed, and grapevines; And voluptuous women of equal age;"
Qur'an 78:31-33

The hadith says the number of virgins in paradise is limitless:
Allah’s Apostle (The blessing and peace of Allah be upon him) said: "In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner of which there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them."
Sahih Bukhari 6:60:402

We scrolled the Quran from cover to cover, nothing specific about what women get in heaven - as if they do not exist. The Quran is man made for men by a desert dweller, do we need to say more. And then they say Atheist leave Islam to follow their sexual gratifications. Now you know why mostly men come here to defend Islam. Little do they know, it was all made up.

-ex-muslims of norway
@arabic_translatedmemes
can you tell us how the heaven look like according to bible...if Jesus is god as you claimed..
Who sent Mohammed as a prophet...
Why did Mohammed came after the departure of Jesus...
Even Jesus was not a Christian!
Re: How Will Heaven Be Like? by PAGAN9JA(m): 3:51pm On Nov 29, 2021
uthlaw:
can you tell us how the heaven look like according to bible...if Jesus is god as you claimed..
Who sent Mohammed as a prophet...
Why did Mohammed came after the departure of Jesus...
Even Jesus was not a Christian!

Both are useless myths.
Re: How Will Heaven Be Like? by Xmuslim: 9:26am On Apr 05, 2022
uthlaw:
can you tell us how the heaven look like according to bible...if Jesus is god as you claimed..
Who sent Mohammed as a prophet...
Why did Mohammed came after the departure of Jesus...
Even Jesus was not a Christian!

You just concluded that anyone that left islam becomes a christain. See how you reason grin

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Re: How Will Heaven Be Like? by Xmuslim: 9:26am On Apr 05, 2022
PAGAN9JA:


Both are useless myths.
don't mind the slave of allah grin

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