TEACHER:today i wiil be teaching u about facts.a fact is a statement that is always true no matter the condition,person,time,place or person involved.Class do u understand?
CLASS:YES MA
TEACHER:now,each of u will tell me one fact u can sse in the class room right now.
GLORY:the sky is gloomy, it means it wants to rain
TEACHER:GOOD,CLAP FOR HER
ADA :I $ my sister are twin, it means we are of the same parent.
TEACHER:Good!john pls tell us a fact
JOHN:eeeeeemmm, YOUR MOUTH IS WIDE $ BIG, IT MEANS your kitty WILL BE WIDE $ BIG AS WELL.
**TEACHER IS FURIOUS $ DRAGS JOHN TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE*
PRINCIPAL :JOHN WHY DID U SAY DAT?
JOHN:I HEARD WHEN DADDY WAS TELLING HIS FRIEND THAT ONE WAY TO MEASURE A WOMAN'S PU**Y IS TO CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF HER MOUTH.

Hmmmm

Please who gave you access to nairaland?

chumakk:

Please who gave you access to nairaland?

**wat an irrelevant question.Hey mr,dont forget to leave the door wide for others to come in.

, signs, and break the door

as of now i believe that this no more jokes section

^^look at the kind of English you are speaking. Jambites're everywhere here. Mtchew

ok so that was like the worst joke ever. please don't tell that joke in public or you may never see the light of day ever again

lol ikr

Some people just don't know how to mind their own!
El cuerpo better mind your phhucking business!take your time!
Was the joke for you?

El Guapo:

A new jail warden was
being shown through the
jailhouse by the old
warden.
Soon, after making
rounds around the rest of
the jail, they get to the
cafeteria. In one corner,
he sees a group of elderly
men laughing hysterically.
Interested, he watches
them while the older
warden gets his food.
One of the men named El Guapo shouts
out "63!" and the entire
table bursts out laughing.
The new warden is totally
baffled by the behavior of
them. "74!", taunts Dani1luv
chorus of guffaws ring
out.
The old warden comes
back to the table where
the new warden sits
staring, and the new
warden asks "What are
those elderly men doing."
The old warden smirks,
and says, "Oh, those are
the life timers. They've
been in here so long, they
just number their jokes."
Meanwhile another one named Bright007
calls out "2!". Nobody
laughs.
The new warden leans
over and asks, "What
happened?" To this the old
warden replied, "Some
people just can't tell a
joke."

**na wa oooo!i don be celebrity,i get people wey dey follow me for nairaland.

food 4 thought, 'the fqct that u want to make people laugh doesnt mean you should make a fool of urself' foolish people!!

Tunsbobo:

food 4 thought, 'the fqct that u want to make people laugh doesnt mean you should make a fool of urself' foolish people!!

**go $ share dat with your community**they are in a better position to reason with u on your rather anaemic way of thinking**

Tunsbobo:

food 4 thought, 'the fqct that u want to make people laugh doesnt mean you should make a fool of urself' foolish people!!

foolish people

**a lot of miscreants in here*

Dull, omo u be waste of s.p.e.r.m

Esp the theory of Use and Disuse

He is waiting for his jamb result, thats why he is restless

Lmfao

You sure the boy fit make 20marks?? I hear say em shade A tru out em paper

El Guapo:

Lmfao



You sure the boy fit make 20marks?? I hear say em shade A tru out em paper

Kunbee:

Dull, omo u be waste of s.p.e.r.m

**i don talk am say i be celebrity for nairaland,see as these 2 miscreants dey gossip me wen i dey offline.continue cos i am ur role model.

Busybody too much for nairaland.see as men wey reach to become grandpapa tie wrapper sidon like woman begin gossip another man wey no dey online.
Mstcheeewwwwww

notin makes me laff @ unfunny jokes on nairaland but the comments. . U pple bad o!
@Op, c as dem finish u

Kunbee:

Esp the theory of Use and Disuse

He is waiting for his jamb result, thats why he is restless

I hope you are not referring to me

^^And if i was?

El Guapo:

Lmfao

You sure the boy fit make 20marks?? I hear say em shade A tru out em paper

He dull pass blunt razor, why he no go get 20

He is all those people that shade the cheat type instead the one which Jamb give am, them go dey shade physics for commerce *hail Mary*
And when we tell him, he will think sey we dey beef am

bright007:

**i don talk am say i be celebrity for nairaland,see as these 2 miscreants dey gossip me wen i dey offline.continue cos i am your role model.

You are a cretin, look at the useless joke you posted. If you do it once or twice or thrice, its permitted but when it becomes a fashion

It means aiye n se e, better go cele church

And is there anything wrong in doing Jamb, no be humans dey do am

Kunbee abeg free that kid. . .u wouldnt believe it that we mistook that first school leaving pupil for a Jambite, the mum phoned to alert me

Kunbee:

^^And if i was?

He dull pass blunt razor, why he no go get 20

He is all those people that shade the cheat type instead the one which Jamb give am, them go dey shade physics for commerce *hail Mary*
And when we tell him, he will think sey we dey beef am
You are a cretin, look at the useless joke you posted. If you do it once or twice or thrice, its permitted but when it becomes a fashion

It means aiye n se e, better go cele church

And is there anything wrong in doing Jamb, no be humans dey do am

**which kind holy beefing be this?make i tell u one fact:THE TIME WEY ME I DEY WRITE JAMB,U NEVER DREAM OF WRITING COMMON ENTRANCE.MUMU LIKE YOU,WHERE YOUR OWN JOKE?
**jen so fu en'''awon ton shie ti ku tipe tipe'''dat is to say'''o oni remedy''

What is a Kunbee? Somebody help explain it to me

bright007:

**which kind holy beefing be this?make i tell u one fact:THE TIME WEY ME I DEY WRITE JAMB,U NEVER DREAM OF WRITING COMMON ENTRANCE.MUMU LIKE YOU,WHERE YOUR OWN JOKE?
**jen so fu en'''awon ton shie ti ku tipe tipe'''dat is to say'''o oni remedy''

Hahahahaha, its funny how you think we are age-mates. . . . . . . smh ere omode

I have nothing against you but try to keep off the insults its unnecessary, my jokes are where i left them

*yawns* i sure do have a remedy cos i dont come here to irritate people instead of make them laugh

El Guapo:

Kunbee abeg free that kid. . .u wouldnt believe it that we mistook that first school leaving pupil for a Jambite, the mum phoned to alert me

I have left him

U sef harsh small

chumakk:

What is a Kunbee? Somebody help explain it to me

Go to bar beach, stand by the sea shore

And say some incantations, then Yemonja will reveal all to you