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|Jokes For You! by bright007(f): 1:25am On Jun 15, 2011|
TEACHER:today i wiil be teaching u about facts.a fact is a statement that is always true no matter the condition,person,time,place or person involved.Class do u understand?
TEACHER:now,each of u will tell me one fact u can sse in the class room right now.
GLORY:the sky is gloomy, it means it wants to rain
TEACHER:GOOD,CLAP FOR HER
ADA :I $ my sister are twin, it means we are of the same parent.
TEACHER:Good!john pls tell us a fact
JOHN:eeeeeemmm, YOUR MOUTH IS WIDE $ BIG, IT MEANS your kitty WILL BE WIDE $ BIG AS WELL.
**TEACHER IS FURIOUS $ DRAGS JOHN TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE*
PRINCIPAL :JOHN WHY DID U SAY DAT?
JOHN:I HEARD WHEN DADDY WAS TELLING HIS FRIEND THAT ONE WAY TO MEASURE A WOMAN'S PU**Y IS TO CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF HER MOUTH.
|Re: Jokes For You! by saddler: 9:43pm On Jun 15, 2011|
|Re: Jokes For You! by chumakk: 10:25pm On Jun 15, 2011|
Please who gave you access to nairaland?
|Re: Jokes For You! by bright007(f): 9:53pm On Jun 17, 2011|
chumakk:**wat an irrelevant question.Hey mr,dont forget to leave the door wide for others to come in.
|Re: Jokes For You! by chumakk: 9:57am On Jun 18, 2011|
, signs, and break the door
|Re: Jokes For You! by creampy(f): 11:27pm On Jun 18, 2011|
as of now i believe that this no more jokes section
|Re: Jokes For You! by jackpot(f): 8:20am On Jun 19, 2011|
^^look at the kind of English you are speaking. Jambites're everywhere here. Mtchew
|Re: Jokes For You! by El Guapo(m): 12:04am On Jun 22, 2011|
A new jail warden was
being shown through the
jailhouse by the old
Soon, after making
rounds around the rest of
the jail, they get to the
cafeteria. In one corner,
he sees a group of elderly
men laughing hysterically.
Interested, he watches
them while the older
warden gets his food.
One of the men named El Guapo shouts
out "63!" and the entire
table bursts out laughing.
The new warden is totally
baffled by the behavior of
them. "74!", taunts Dani1luv
chorus of guffaws ring
The old warden comes
back to the table where
the new warden sits
staring, and the new
warden asks "What are
those elderly men doing."
The old warden smirks,
and says, "Oh, those are
the life timers. They've
been in here so long, they
just number their jokes."
Meanwhile another one named Bright007
calls out "2!". Nobody
The new warden leans
over and asks, "What
happened?" To this the old
warden replied, "Some
people just can't tell a
|Re: Jokes For You! by kemmeye: 12:34am On Jun 22, 2011|
ok so that was like the worst joke ever. please don't tell that joke in public or you may never see the light of day ever again
|Re: Jokes For You! by El Guapo(m): 12:43am On Jun 22, 2011|
^ Iv been trying hard to tell him that. .
|Re: Jokes For You! by kemmeye: 12:51am On Jun 22, 2011|
|Re: Jokes For You! by mikuz(m): 1:59pm On Jun 22, 2011|
Some people just don't know how to mind their own!
El cuerpo better mind your phhucking business!take your time!
Was the joke for you?
|Re: Jokes For You! by El Guapo(m): 4:39pm On Jun 22, 2011|
|Re: Jokes For You! by bright007(f): 4:25am On Jun 23, 2011|
**na wa oooo!i don be celebrity,i get people wey dey follow me for nairaland.
|Re: Jokes For You! by El Guapo(m): 6:19am On Jun 23, 2011|
^ Celebrity dey hungry u abi?? U stil fit Go steal n dey kill u, sure u go make headline, naa premature celebrity u be boi
|Re: Jokes For You! by Tunsbobo(m): 10:00am On Jun 23, 2011|
food 4 thought, 'the fqct that u want to make people laugh doesnt mean you should make a fool of urself' foolish people!!
|Re: Jokes For You! by bright007(f): 11:15am On Jun 23, 2011|
**go $ share dat with your community**they are in a better position to reason with u on your rather anaemic way of thinking**
|Re: Jokes For You! by chumakk: 8:58pm On Jun 23, 2011|
|Re: Jokes For You! by bright007(f): 9:09pm On Jun 23, 2011|
**a lot of miscreants in here*
|Re: Jokes For You! by Kunbee: 10:14pm On Jun 23, 2011|
Dull, omo u be waste of s.p.e.r.m
|Re: Jokes For You! by El Guapo(m): 10:54pm On Jun 23, 2011|
Kunbee u neva see d Guy face b/4? Surely no be Sperm work, i tink Charles Darwin was rite wiv sum theories
|Re: Jokes For You! by Kunbee: 11:18pm On Jun 23, 2011|
Esp the theory of Use and Disuse
He is waiting for his jamb result, thats why he is restless
|Re: Jokes For You! by El Guapo(m): 11:36pm On Jun 23, 2011|
You sure the boy fit make 20marks?? I hear say em shade A tru out em paper
|Re: Jokes For You! by bright007(f): 3:11am On Jun 24, 2011|
**i don talk am say i be celebrity for nairaland,see as these 2 miscreants dey gossip me wen i dey offline.continue cos i am ur role model.
|Re: Jokes For You! by saddler: 3:20am On Jun 24, 2011|
Busybody too much for nairaland.see as men wey reach to become grandpapa tie wrapper sidon like woman begin gossip another man wey no dey online.
|Re: Jokes For You! by labaks(f): 11:28am On Jun 24, 2011|
notin makes me laff @ unfunny jokes on nairaland but the comments. . U pple bad o!
@Op, c as dem finish u
|Re: Jokes For You! by chumakk: 7:38pm On Jun 24, 2011|
I hope you are not referring to me
|Re: Jokes For You! by Kunbee: 12:39am On Jun 25, 2011|
^^And if i was?
He dull pass blunt razor, why he no go get 20
He is all those people that shade the cheat type instead the one which Jamb give am, them go dey shade physics for commerce *hail Mary*
And when we tell him, he will think sey we dey beef am
You are a cretin, look at the useless joke you posted. If you do it once or twice or thrice, its permitted but when it becomes a fashion
It means aiye n se e, better go cele church
And is there anything wrong in doing Jamb, no be humans dey do am
|Re: Jokes For You! by El Guapo(m): 1:40am On Jun 25, 2011|
Kunbee abeg free that kid. . .u wouldnt believe it that we mistook that first school leaving pupil for a Jambite, the mum phoned to alert me
|Re: Jokes For You! by bright007(f): 9:11am On Jun 25, 2011|
**which kind holy beefing be this?make i tell u one fact:THE TIME WEY ME I DEY WRITE JAMB,U NEVER DREAM OF WRITING COMMON ENTRANCE.MUMU LIKE YOU,WHERE YOUR OWN JOKE?
**jen so fu en'''awon ton shie ti ku tipe tipe'''dat is to say'''o oni remedy''
|Re: Jokes For You! by chumakk: 1:23pm On Jun 25, 2011|
What is a Kunbee? Somebody help explain it to me
|Re: Jokes For You! by Kunbee: 10:41pm On Jun 25, 2011|
Hahahahaha, its funny how you think we are age-mates. . . . . . . smh ere omode
I have nothing against you but try to keep off the insults its unnecessary, my jokes are where i left them
*yawns* i sure do have a remedy cos i dont come here to irritate people instead of make them laugh
I have left him
U sef harsh small
Go to bar beach, stand by the sea shore
And say some incantations, then Yemonja will reveal all to you
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