Dear Fellow Nairalanders,

It is no longer news that Bin Gbagbo -the self acclaimed Doctor & Jokes President of NL, the All women peddler, the one man gang of harebrained hillbilly, etc has finally opened a memorial hospital for himself while still alive. And as a dedicated fellow, I have resigned from my job to make sure I bring you happenings from inside and all around the hospital premises.

Please be sure to check here regularly for updates. Your advice to our once sane friend Bin will be highly appreciated, because I heard he's planning to add a "Yaba Left" Department soon. I hope he doesn't become the first patient as usual.

Yours nairalandly,


Comdt Eke Royal
(GCON -NL)

The Naked Truth

A woman awaiting surgery was lying naked under a sheet on a gurney in the hallway of a Bin Gbagbo's Memorial hospital. Just then a man in a white coat came by, lifted the sheet, looked for a moment, and then disappeared.

A few minutes later, the same man in the white coat stopped by again, lifted the sheet, looked closely for a moment, then disappeared.

However, when he appeared a third time, the anxious woman worked up her courage and asked, “Doctor, will I be going into surgery sometime soon?”

The man replied, “Don’t ask me, lady. I’m just a painter!”

Woman:

**Guess who the man is and win a great price for yourself.

great concept eke, the only problem is that, you will soon hear from my lawyers for defamation of character


but i think the guy is no one else than Mogul.o

bin gbagbo:

great concept eke, the only problem is that, you will soon hear from my lawyers for defamation of character


but i think the guy is no one else than Mogul.o

bin You are insane indeed!

@eke how far na? Come na.....

*whispering to ekeroyal (the man is absolutly "bin gbagbo" as for the price, i ll come back for it leta)*

*walking and singing... (am walking away....from troubles in my life)*

Who else if not bin gbogbo himself

B_B013:
Who else if not bin gbogbo himself

Come! we no go share the price oooooooo

B_B013:
Who else if not bin gbogbo himself

I think d painter is bingbagbo, while d woman is mugulo.

booqee: I think d painter is bingbagbo, while d woman is mugulo.

Mugulo!!!! a woman?

Thanks everyone for viewing, commenting, and guessing who the doctor is. In a while we'd be sending the gift to the winner.

@Bin, am waiting for your 'Liars'. I've got enough S. Advocates to take care of them.

ekeroyal: Thanks everyone for viewing, commenting, and guessing who the doctor is. In a while we'd be sending the gift to the winner.

@Bin, am waiting for your 'Liars'. I've got enough S. Advocates to take care of them.

[quote author=ekeroyal]Thanks everyone for viewing, commenting, and guessing who the doctor is. In a while we'd be sending the gift to the winner.

Eke, so was it a crime to admit you at my mental hospital and give you free treatments? You are such an ingrate! Next time you come to my hospital i will remove the monkey brain i implanted in your skull i swear!!

^^Please stop spitting on me. Try and behave responsible for once, for one thing you now own your personal memorial hospital.
By the way, thanks Bin for giving us the laugh. Hold on, looks like something new happened again today. Lemme check

[center]Lunching of the Department of "Yaba Left", Bin Gbabgbo's Memorial hospital.
Hip-Hip-Hippppppppp Hurray!
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Finally the Psychiatry department is now incorporated into Bin Gbagbo's memorial hospital. And as part of the Launch, he took a good number of retarded junkies from a government owned psychiatric hospital, gave them training and boom he organized them and took them to the local stadium to prove to the dignities that he was capable of some financial support by the way he handled them.

It was a local derby football match and the stadium was packed full. And it was time for the anthems, Bin commands: NUTS UP!(they all stood up). After the anthem, he commands again NUTS DOWN(they all stood) The crowd was amazed and carried away by this brilliance.

Then came the goal from the home team and Bin commanded CHEER NUTS(And they all broke into cheers and applause). Now it was obvious things are going well. And he decided to go grab a beer and some peanuts, leaving them in the care of his able assistance(Donkollione).

When Bin returned, there was riot in progress, all dignities already taken to their heels. And he inquired what had happened, Don replies 'sir, everything was fine until a boy named Mikuz came around and yelled PEANUTS!

^^^^What is this?

booqee: I think d painter is bingbagbo, while d woman is mugulo.

boobsqee! why na

MOGUL.O:
^^^^What is this?

i am also wondering ooo my brother

booqee: I think d painter is bingbagbo, while d woman is mugulo.

choi! oluwa! Gabriel mimo!

booqee: I think d painter is bingbagbo, while d woman is mugulo.

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Fall down from Okada

bunmioguns:
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Fall down from Okada

Please change your career, you're too young for this

ekeroyal:

Please change your career, you're too young for this

buhahahaha! You haff kill me.....

Mr. Gbagbo at the Funeral

**Pls a minute silence before you read this**

A famous heart specialist who once worked at Gbagbo's memorial hospital died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment Bin started laughing.

The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing? Are you nuts?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" Bin replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a native gynecologist."

^^^^^^^^Buhahahahahhahahahafafafafagagagagagagamamamamamam!

Laughing JaKassssssssssssssssss!

Gynecologist
Hope it's not wot I'm thinking

Goldmynemaniac: Gynecologist
Hope it's not wot I'm thinking

Pls what are you thinking? Share with us.

Prickly pair

It is no longer news that Mikuz and Bigvijina are now man and wife. The unfortunate part is that Mikuz is paying a price placed by Bin.

Mikuz was rushed to a hospital a couple of days back by Otooro after he called Otooro to complain that his new wife (bigvijina) had a rat in
her *hole that always bit him while trying to enjoy himself. After Mikuz reached the hospital, he again narrated the same story to the doctor.
Finally, bigvijina was brought for examination and it was discovered a surgical blade was around her prostate gland.

Investigation shows that Bin had Bigvijina as his lovepeddler for nearly a decade, and during this period she was subjected to various means
of terminating pregnancies. The last to happen involved a surgical procedure, where Bin ended up forgetting a surgical blade inside her.

May Allah deliver us from Bin.

ekeroyal: Prickly pair

It is no longer news that Mikuz and Bigvijina are now man and wife. The unfortunate part is that Mikuz is paying a price placed by Bin.

Mikuz was rushed to a hospital a couple of days back by Otooro after he called Otooro to complain that his new wife (bigvijina) had a rat in
her *hole that always bit him while trying to enjoy himself. After Mikuz reached the hospital, he again narrated the same story to the doctor.
Finally, bigvijina was brought for examination and it was discovered a surgical blade was around her prostate gland.

Investigation shows that Bin had Bigvijina as his lovepeddler for nearly a decade, and during this period she was subjected to various means
of terminating pregnancies. The last to happen involved a surgical procedure, where Bin ended up forgetting a surgical blade inside her.

May Allah deliver us from Bin.

Na you sabi

larride:

Na you sabi

Thanks

The October 1, 2012 discussion at mental department of the BG memorial hospital

A sadist(Donk*****), a masochist(Dvdon), a murderer(Bunmi), a necrophile(Bin Gbagbo), a zoophile(Homar) and a pyromaniac(Mikuz) are all sitting on a bench at the mental corner of BG memorial hospital, bored out of their minds.
"How about having s.ex with a cat?" asked Homar.
"Let's have se.x with the cat and then torture it" says Donk*****.
"Let's have se.x with the cat, torture it and then kill it" shouted Bunmi.
"Let's have se.x with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again" said BG.
"Let's have se.x with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it." said Mikuz .
Silence fell... then everyone turned to Dvdon and asked:
"So, what's it gonna be?"
To which he replied, "Meow!"

Ok o

noted