For a second, let's pretend each neighborhood/area in Lagos is person, and there is a huge party! What is 'each' person doing at the party?

I'll start:

Ajah keeps calling that they're on their way but never makes it beyond VGC due to the heavy traffic

Everyone is scared to talk to Oshodi but he's actually a cool dude when he is sober

Lekki phase 1 excitedly rambles non stop until recoiling in terror when Orile and Ajegunle show up. Pulls Ikeja to the side and screams at them for "inviting these people". Yaba stands next to Lekki 1 pretending to be part of the conversation forgetting nobody recognizes them at the party even though they've been around since Nigeria's independence.

Too much taking of ijebu weed is bad.

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