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What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Speeddial(m): 9:49am On Feb 01, 2022
What a prison cell in Denmark looks like. God when?

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by thorpido(m): 9:50am On Feb 01, 2022
God when what?You wan go prison?

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Angrygoat: 10:17am On Feb 01, 2022
Oh boy see leaki o

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by pharrelaustin: 10:27am On Feb 01, 2022
This is a country with humanity still defined in their dictionary

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 10:41am On Feb 01, 2022
Nothing like your freedom..

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by ibechris(m): 10:54am On Feb 01, 2022
E be like say u don dey wear prison uniform for dream.

See u,see prison.

Just be careful before u land for kirikiri.

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by oglalasioux(m): 11:48am On Feb 01, 2022
Nothing like freedom. I've once been locked up in my hotel for 3 days waiting for a connecting flight home in a foreign highly developed country. Average hotel but top notch. Those 3 days seemed like 3 years to me. Talk more of prison. Tufia!

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by BigYash: 11:52am On Feb 01, 2022
thorpido:
God when what?You wan go prison?
grin Me tire for op with his "God when" o

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by walyx(m): 11:52am On Feb 01, 2022
thorpido:
God when what?You wan go prison?

Rflmao.. abeg help me ask him ooo

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Nobody: 12:05pm On Feb 01, 2022
Omo me I wan go o☹️☹️ who go link me,
See eko hotel naaa

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Nobody: 12:27pm On Feb 01, 2022
Poverty is bad, to the extent someone is wishing to be in prison because it's well furnished. Chai

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by soundOsonic: 12:29pm On Feb 01, 2022
They have derailed the purpose of a correction facility.

Most homeless people (if there is one) would commit petty crimes just to have a place to eat and sleep in the winter.

And besides it will feel like home, if you are cool with other inmate. I heard they give them books, board games, recreation games, and some days to watch prison.

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Kccheechy(m): 12:37pm On Feb 01, 2022
What you are doing is like somebody wishing to die because he has seen a coffin made from gold..

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Hardquy(m): 12:52pm On Feb 01, 2022
omo that place fine o
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by mattmogan88: 1:16pm On Feb 01, 2022
E b like say op na Small Pikin grin

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by spartan117(m): 1:19pm On Feb 01, 2022
That's not a prison. If by some remote chance it is, then it's definitely not a regular prison probably a white-collar prison.

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Karleb(m): 1:35pm On Feb 01, 2022
soundOsonic:
They have derailed the purpose of a correction facility.

Most homeless people (if there is one) would commit petty crimes just to have a place to eat and sleep in the winter.

And besides it will feel like home, if you are cool with other inmate. I heard they give them books, board games, recreation games, and some days to watch prison.

Stop thinking like a typical Nigerian. Make your research.

Most prisoners serving less than 5 years sentences in Denmark are sentenced to open prison. They wear their own clothes, cook their own food and have the possibility of escape.

These prisoners are treated like normal people rather than inmates and it has helped the country to reduce crime rate. If you doubt me, make your own research.

That picture is from their maximum prison.

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by headbasher96(m): 1:39pm On Feb 01, 2022
So u want enter denmark go commit crime abi
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Nobody: 1:50pm On Feb 01, 2022
Speeddial:
What a prison cell in Denmark looks like. God when?

Denmark GDP per capita 63500 dollars
Nigeria GDP per capita 2100 dollars

Denmark tax to gdp ratio 46.5%
Nigeria tax to gdp ratio : 6.1%

Denmark tax rate: 55.90 %
Nigeria tax rate: 24%

Denmark: industrial, and agrucultural exporter.
Nigeria: Oil alone. Industires zero, agric, minimal.


Another Nigerian who wants Danish life without the sacrifice...including not voting PDP and APC again.

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Angrygoat: 1:54pm On Feb 01, 2022
Ingest 3 wraps of coke,beat ndlea and immigration,fly overseas and land there. Screening on arrival and straight to their jail.
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Rickmann: 2:04pm On Feb 01, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Nothing like your freedom..


What do you call freedom bros?

The right to ur own opinion is what your shit hole country took from you by banning twitter and you say you are free... grin

Being able to move from point A to B isn't freedom.

A prisoner even in the US has and exercises more human rights than you bro.

"Until every man is free, we are all slaves"

-Abraham lincoln
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by MrBachelor: 2:05pm On Feb 01, 2022
thorpido:
God when what?You wan go prison?
For Denmark, yeah.
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:09pm On Feb 01, 2022
Rickmann:



What do you call freedom bros?

"Until every man is free, we are all slaves"

-Abraham lincoln
Ain't you free?or are you being told when to take your bathe?when to come out?when to eat?when to go to bed? undecided
You are quoting Abraham Lincoln's statement that you don't understand.. cheesy

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Rickmann: 2:13pm On Feb 01, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Ain't you free?or are you being told when to take your bathe?when to come out?when to eat?when to go to bed? undecided
You are quoting Abraham Lincoln's statement that you don't understand.. cheesy

You seeing it from the periphery..
It's deeper than taking ur bath and told when to eat.

I come in peace.
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:17pm On Feb 01, 2022
Rickmann:


You seeing it from the periphery..
It's deeper than taking ur bath and told when to eat.

I come in peace.
Ok tell me what you understand then?
Let's learn..
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Rickmann: 2:18pm On Feb 01, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Ain't you free?or are you being told when to take your bathe?when to come out?when to eat?when to go to bed? undecided
You are quoting Abraham Lincoln's statement that you don't understand.. cheesy


Lol...what I don't understand?
I have no words for you cos this isn't a debate.

Know it that, there is a huge difference btw opinion and fact.
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:19pm On Feb 01, 2022
Rickmann:



Lol...what I don't understand?
I have no words for you cos this isn't a debate.

Now it that, there is a huge difference btw opinion and fact.
You ain't saying anything logical to prove my statement wrong instead you are beating around..
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Nobody: 2:20pm On Feb 01, 2022
Rickmann:



What do you call freedom bros?

The right to ur own opinion is what your shit hole country took from you by banning twitter and you say you are free... grin

Being able to move from point A to B isn't freedom.

A prisoner even in the US has and exercises more human rights than you bro.

"Until every man is free, we are all slaves"

-Abraham lincoln

Actually, US prisoners' have less rights than you do...especially as regards internet use.

Internet use in American prisons' is severely restricted...especially access to twitter. (Some are allowed to use twitter, but their comments are severely policed).

US prisioners have their communications with the outside world monitored well well, including letters and parcels searched.

Nigeria? Yes, we had a twitter ban, not a facebook, whatsapp, telegram (more secure than even twitter), nairaland, etc ban. Even twitter, most of us just used vpn to bypass the ban. You could express your opinion freely via any other social media apart from twitter during the ban (and via vpn )

Things are not perfect in Nigeria, but not as bad as you think.
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 2:29pm On Feb 01, 2022
HenryDion:
Poverty is bad, to the extent someone is wishing to be in prison because it's well furnished. Chai
with free food, if you try this kind of prison in Nigeria, 70% of nigerians will enter the prison tomorrow. Just visit NYSC camp in Nigeria, you will understand what I'm saying.
Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by beautyhd: 2:32pm On Feb 01, 2022
What is God when?

You prefer captivity to freedom?

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Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by WoundedLamb: 2:38pm On Feb 01, 2022
Nice... This same picture has been in circulation for long and people have been tagging different Nordic countries to it (mostly Denmark and Sweden). But it appears to really be in Denmark.

Y'all should not make this about Nigeria though. The Danish model of treating criminals (including very short sentences like 3 months, 6 months and a year sentences for crimes that could get you years elsewhere) is quite unique. This particular prison is famed for its exquisite design. Even other prisons in the country aren't exactly like this. I heard they now take prisoners to the Netherlands for want of space.

That said, this beautiful, buy a prison is still a prison. sad

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