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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by bazzman1991: 5:27pm On Feb 19, 2022
Ichoya....
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by highoctane: 5:29pm On Feb 19, 2022
Nchichi,
SM cigarettes smoke gave him a squint eyes
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by mockingdove: 5:29pm On Feb 19, 2022
Shoe-peru
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by tianshie(m): 5:31pm On Feb 19, 2022
Jesusdiedhaha:

This is the funniest stuff I've read on nairaland in the past 10 years. grin

Because of your prejudice against albinos?
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by davinx1(m): 5:35pm On Feb 19, 2022
Sim card. Because of his head
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Kfed4ril(m): 5:39pm On Feb 19, 2022
Omicron007:
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown trousers always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.

Tokoz
Because his head was shaped like tokoz padlock.
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Chigozirimkpoma: 5:41pm On Feb 19, 2022
Sam poto sam poto ogbrutata
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by infogenius(m): 5:42pm On Feb 19, 2022
Bahamas95:
Did you attend KIS?

No I didn't. I attended FGC Maiduguri
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by GreatMovement: 5:45pm On Feb 19, 2022
Muscle head. He had plenty muscles on his head

Eja. He was the swimming coach
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by ciro11(m): 5:54pm On Feb 19, 2022
Mr. Samakwe, from samakwe in the strange forest
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Gbajumon: 5:59pm On Feb 19, 2022
Oesophagus, our Agric teacher.
In uni, Chebechev, one of our year 2 lecturers. He had a funny way of pronouncing Chebechev Inequalities.
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by softclickppc(m): 6:00pm On Feb 19, 2022
Goatee
Chalaza
Specie
Figure9.9
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Chicago
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by olanrewaju99(m): 6:07pm On Feb 19, 2022
Yimuyimu, now late may her soul continue to rest in peace. Her real name is Mrs Odunaya.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Peskid: 6:27pm On Feb 19, 2022
IIn Secondary school (odugo)
In the University (Wasagu)
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by meedoLock(m): 6:32pm On Feb 19, 2022
He called an extra class pro closing hour for biology practical, haven't ask us to bring raw tomato for the practical class. We were all fed up with his class cos he had to force us to do it, guys rolled him tomato from the back which harshly hit the back of his head. From the day, we began to call him Mr Tomato

Vawulence continues.... undecided
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by VIKTO83(m): 6:34pm On Feb 19, 2022
Gentle034:
Alikq

U must have been from Asa grammar to know that name
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Ekugbeh(m): 6:49pm On Feb 19, 2022
Coiler
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Invitationn: 6:53pm On Feb 19, 2022
Vinnie2000:



Lols.. cheesy

Some Teachers got no chill. Dem no send anybody.

In my Uni those days, was told One Lecturer, during his free time used to Butcher meat in an abbatoir close to Campus. Guyman nor reason anybody o. cheesy grin grin
grin
Mr Wa'gimoya... always fetching firewoods and carrying them on his bike; loaded on both front and back, barely seeing ahead.
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by godlessmind: 7:06pm On Feb 19, 2022
Omicron007:
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown trousers always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.


Osama bin laden grin
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Sunnybabe(m): 7:15pm On Feb 19, 2022
Computer Alligator grin grin
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by NamelessOGBENI(m): 7:18pm On Feb 19, 2022
visijo:
Please If you are dating someone try and find out how that person was raised. A lot of people weren't raised in love, they were raised on Survival!! Some people can hurt you without looking back�

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Cj4charles(m): 7:19pm On Feb 19, 2022
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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by LollySeaSide: 7:26pm On Feb 19, 2022
In sec school,
1. Equitay. Dunno what it means. Just met the niggur with the name.
2. Oink. My literature teacher. We read a text (can't remember the title) that had monkeys making sounds, "oink" "oink". 'twas so funny the way the man said it.
3. Sosoliso. Niggur walked faster than all his ancestors combined.
Then post secondary
1. Anabas. The man taught us about a fish called anabas that climbs coconut trees. And boom!! He got nicknamed anabas.
2. Metamorphosis. Dude was very proud of how his Toyota starlet "metamorphosed" to a 1985 Mercedes Benz 230. He talked about it for at least five minutes before every lecture. Did I mention that the year was 2007?
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by ayopo10(m): 7:50pm On Feb 19, 2022
Kanutè smiley ... Our Physics Teacher then looked like the football Fredrick Kanutè... Long neck and prominent Adam's apple
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by fabolousneyo: 7:59pm On Feb 19, 2022
We named our Yoruba language teacher Mr Kollington cos his trouser is always above his abdomen like fuji singer Kollington grin grin angry
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by firstratedcitiz(m): 8:07pm On Feb 19, 2022
1. Teacher 'One Finger' (M)
2. Kpesmelenge (F)
3. Half-Past-Four (M)
4. One Trouser (M)
5. I-Too-Know (F)
6. Shokolokobangoshey (F)
7. Smelling Mouth (M)
8. Bakassi Yansh (F)
9. Wakis (F)
10. Talley G (F)

The funny thing is that none of these teachers knew of the nicknames.
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by ACURASPEEDO(m): 8:16pm On Feb 19, 2022
Eranko
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by luwins(m): 8:19pm On Feb 19, 2022
Fgc Ijanikin.

A-PAP-PI

His Love for akamu at the dinning no be hear
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by jonbat(m): 8:38pm On Feb 19, 2022
Controller
Meanders
Chocho
Kulio
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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Eaglesence: 9:00pm On Feb 19, 2022
Vinnie2000:



Lols.. cheesy

Some Teachers got no chill. Dem no send anybody.

In my Uni those days, was told One Lecturer, during his free time used to Butcher meat in an abbatoir close to Campus. Guyman nor reason anybody o. cheesy grin grin

Cinderella. Our French teacher, never had any dress shorter than her ankle.

Margaret thatch, our literature in english teacher. She no dey smile at all. And ready to send you out if you no mind yourself
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by when2(f): 9:28pm On Feb 19, 2022
Mr Fly.
He is fond of chasing after students.

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