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What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Voldoz: 5:04pm On Apr 03, 2022
If you want to keep your intestines inside your tummy. When you go bush walking and you come across ‘Skippy’ the friendly Grey Kangaroo.. and you think that you can go up and pat him.. Don’t!

Just leave Skippy alone. Skippy is 2m tall, weighs about 100kg and he has an attitude problem when it comes to people wanting to pat him.

Then again Skippy the Grey Kangaroo is still far friendlier than his cousin from Alice Springs. Roger, the Red Kangaroo. He likes to crush steel cans for fun and if he gets you, he will do the same to you.. you will never out run Roger.

Source: Quora.com

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by zoedew: 5:05pm On Apr 03, 2022
Ddoooooooooo! Just look at the biceps!! A few kicks from the monster generally mistaken for a plaything could have its victim flooded internally with morbid consequences!

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by LordFaraday(m): 5:11pm On Apr 03, 2022
Just imagine kangaroo is found in Nigeria it will end up in most people's pot.
Voldoz:
If you want to keep your intestines inside your tummy. When you go bush walking and you come across ‘Skippy’ the friendly Grey Kangaroo.. and you think that you can go up and pat him.. Don’t!

Just leave Skippy alone. Skippy is 2m tall, weighs about 100kg and he has an attitude problem when it comes to people wanting to pat him.

Then again Skippy the Grey Kangaroo is still far friendlier than his cousin from Alice Springs. Roger, the Red Kangaroo. He likes to crush steel cans for fun and if he gets you, he will do the same to you.. you will never out run Roger.

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Voldoz: 5:14pm On Apr 03, 2022
LordFaraday:
Just imagine kangaroo is found in Nigeria it will end up in most people's pot.


Hahahaha but I still wonder why these animals are more muscular naturally than us

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Femi8586(m): 5:27pm On Apr 03, 2022
Omo see muscles shocked

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by SanctifiedSista(f): 5:52pm On Apr 03, 2022
grin grin grin wink wink
Yes
U shld also not take photos of strangers

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by wiseone28: 9:05pm On Apr 03, 2022
I always long to eat a kangaroo meat

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Danmboss(m): 9:14pm On Apr 03, 2022
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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by frugal(m): 10:52pm On Apr 03, 2022

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by CheedyJ(m): 11:04pm On Apr 03, 2022
Wetin dat Grey kangaroo dey feel like eh, crushing cans to prove say him get power abi..anyways, e get luck say e no dey Naija, na blackpot all him isan for end..

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by GingerbreadMen(m): 11:16pm On Apr 03, 2022
LordFaraday:
Just imagine kangaroo is found in Nigeria it will end up in most people's pot.
You must not know that Kangaroo meat is sold in Australia. Google it

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by kmaster007: 11:24pm On Apr 03, 2022
Kangaroo pepper soup
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Mofun: 3:44am On Apr 04, 2022
Wow! What a wonderful creature of God! K.A.N.G.A.R.O.O
Check my signature out!
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Xiaohei(m): 5:53am On Apr 04, 2022
I hear they’re delicious. Would love to try kangaroo meat.

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Gadafii: 5:56am On Apr 04, 2022
Him get luck say they are not found in Nigeria, if not cheesy
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by shilenji(m): 7:44am On Apr 04, 2022
Even with the pure muscles,I go beat craze comot him head.

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by TheWolfen(m): 8:03am On Apr 04, 2022
wiseone28:
I always long to eat a kangaroo meat
I sight you comrade! I bet Elephant and Lion's meat won't be bad too cheesy
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Voldoz: 8:28am On Apr 04, 2022
TheWolfen:

I sight you comrade! I bet Elephant and Lion's meat won't be bad too cheesy

I heard the big cat's meat are not tasty
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Voldoz: 8:29am On Apr 04, 2022
shilenji:
Even with the pure muscles,I go beat craze comot him head.

Bro you go collect wotowoto.

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by sinkhole: 8:48am On Apr 04, 2022
If some white folks call you, "black monkey", you too call them "jumping kangaroo" or "red kangaroo" grin
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Jamahyel(m): 9:41am On Apr 04, 2022
If this one fight with gorilla who go win?
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Voldoz: 9:45am On Apr 04, 2022
Jamahyel:
If this one fight with gorilla who go win?

Gorilla would win.

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by DannyFX2638: 10:49am On Apr 04, 2022
What you see vs what Nigerians are seeing

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Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Suspect1: 11:10am On Apr 04, 2022
DannyFX2638:
What you see vs what Nigerians are seeing
this comrade shagrin
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Tonymegabush1(m): 11:49am On Apr 04, 2022
Me heading 2 australia I wan go challenge skimpy 2 a fight.. embarassed
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by franklingud(m): 1:25pm On Apr 04, 2022
That animal can punch oooo!
Don't go near it oooo!
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Voldoz: 1:28pm On Apr 04, 2022
DannyFX2638:
What you see vs what Nigerians are seeing

I swear bro, Nigerians and food 5 & 6 whether we originate from china I no know
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Kazeem47(m): 3:37pm On Apr 04, 2022
wiseone28:
I always long to eat a kangaroo meat
I dey your back o,if you get remain for me.

Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by Generalwoodz(m): 3:39pm On Apr 04, 2022
If you'd sponsor my expenses, as soon as I touch down I'd engage the Kang in a duel. The beating of his life he's cocksure to receive from me. As I'm about to deal him one final blow that'd mark Mr Kangaroo's dead, i would call on my teeming population of praise singers' to hurry up and set fire.

Do not forget the crates of Heineken in background.

What my eyes has seen in these parts would make me look bang into the eyes of any Kangaroo and still go home puffing my cigarette.
Re: What Should Someone Absolutely Not Do When In Australia? by tiswell(m): 3:57pm On Apr 04, 2022
that's what the legendary Mike Tyson trained with during his glory days in boxing

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