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Why It Is Better To Be A Man: by ichommy(m): 11:25am On Jul 05, 2011
1.i have no worry about growing a moustache or a beard.
2.my last name stays put when i get married.
3.i dont have to worry about a certain time of the month[PMS]
4.i dont have to worry about the way i sit.
5.its my customary right to be on top during sex.
6.i dont have to worry about the natural phenomenon called the biological clock.
7.i dont av to spend a fortune on an haircut,
8.i can be naked from the waist up outdoors.
9.i dont have to go to the bathroom to powder my nose,adjust my neckline,pee,touch up my makeup,brush my hair,spray perfume and crap,twelve times in an hour.
Re: Why It Is Better To Be A Man: by mikuz(m): 2:11pm On Jul 05, 2011
Lol
Re: Why It Is Better To Be A Man: by Onyeasi(m): 3:29pm On Jul 05, 2011
Wait for this , LLLLOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!Wait for this , LLLLOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!
Re: Why It Is Better To Be A Man: by kol8701: 12:48am On Jul 10, 2011
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Re: Why It Is Better To Be A Man: by EfemenaXY: 5:57pm On Jul 10, 2011
@poster - from what you say it kinda sounds painful to be a man grin

now don't be sexist - finish your story by giving us the part 2 (i.e why it is better to be a woman) tongue
Re: Why It Is Better To Be A Man: by busybody20: 8:08pm On Jul 10, 2011
why its better to be a woman

1. I dont have to be d one using my stick inside a hole
2. i just lye on d bed (lazy) and get 'drilled'
3. i dont have to be the one paying the house rentsĀ  tongue

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