Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word 'Bleep'. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, 'Bleep' falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John bleeped Mary) and intransitive (Mary was bleeped by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a Bleep), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a Bleep), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific Bleep).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Bleep! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, Bleep she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word 'Bleep'. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations,

Greetings "How the Bleep are ya?"

Fraud "I got bleeped by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, Bleep it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm bleeped now."

Aggression "Bleep YOU!"

Disgust "Bleep me."

Confusion "What the Bleep, ?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "bleeped again, "

Pleasure "I couldn't be fucking happier."

Displeasure "What the Bleep is going on here?"

Lost "Where the Bleep are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know Bleep all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a Bleep, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the Bleep are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the Bleep are you?"

Panic "Let's get the Bleep out of here."

Directions "Bleep off."

Disbelief "How the Bleep did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Bleep Al Gore!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history,

"What the Bleep was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the Bleep is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the Bleep did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Bleep a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

I believe Seun's auto correct engine has replaced quite a few of the word "Bleep" and replaced it with "mess". Truly hilarious.

lol

but Bleep is now an english word!

The trouble with the F-word is in its inanity rather than vulgarity. It has become a completely meaningless word used by amateur writers and thinkers who are too lazy or ill-educated to think of a more appropriate word. The F-word is actually less than a word — its linguistic prevalence on the blogosphere represents a collective species retreat into primitive grunting. The F-word has become the collective "opinion" of today's 70 million opinionated bloggers. Thus its ubiquity.

Jacobson is right. It's a nadir alright — the democratized illusion of an democratic illusion. We've given the common man his own digital printing press to express himself to the world. And all he can say is f**k.

It's a sure sign that your adolescence is irretrievably behind you when you no longer take any particular joy in using the word "Bleep."

The "F" word is funny to so few people that a theatre company would go broke very quickly putting on plays that only "F" word users would enjoy.

Let's just suppose, for instance, that the new Greatest Comic Playwright brought a play to New York in which several characters routinely used a four-letter epithet for "Jew" that begins with the letter "K." Let's suppose that the characters in the play used the "K" word in exactly the places where the "F" word is used today. ("Give me that k--ing gun!" "Go k-- yourself." "Go get k--ed." "K-- off.")

Never mind that the use of that word in those contexts is ludicrously without meaning -- so is the use of the "F" word.

The Word 'Bleep"
is just so usable, not that i use it sef,

wow, never see the word Zap. so useful

The Word Bleep Sucks

But u use it abi

u suck then

i used to, still do now and then, but now i realize it for what it's worth. nothing!

The word Fucck is just the best word out there these days.
Its so usable and can fit into any sentence or phrase.
My best one is Fucck's wrong with u or For Fucck sake.

F**k

I like calling a spade a spade.

If u wan fork, say so.

There is nothing wrong in telling your woman, I wan fork you.

Who made the word fxxk obscene or vulgar?

When having fun with a very wet babe, the sound of the penis thrusting in and out actually sounds fxxk, fxxk.

I use the Word FORK.

[i]Interesting , well im kinda nu here but lemme say howdy to y'all.
Bleep means For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, it all started in the French Quarters of New Orleans in the 1800s.Then it waz unlawful being a daughter of commercial joy,so when u r caught u r charged for unlawful carnal knowledge, over time d baillifs abbreviated and voila ur Zap waz born[/i]

the word Bleep is as good as shit

good as shit eh
ur forked

lol

i guess

Heard that b4. but dunno how true it is

FUCCK yall!

What is really wrong with the word Bleep?

i wanna f u c k