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| Mass Failure! by Nobody: 7:02am On Jul 09, 2011 |
Errm, If this joke have be post hia before, pls dont be vex. I really dont have the time to go thru 262 pages of the joke section before i post a Joke!  That Said: ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE DRINKING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN’T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY. IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST. THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RE-TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS: MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION INSTRUCTIONS: 1. All questions are compulsory. 2. Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark. Q.1. Write down your name—– (2 MARKS) Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended—– (30 Marks) Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre. —— (20 Marks) Q.4. Which tyre burst ——- (28 marks) Q.5. Who was driving———- (20 marks) END OF PAPER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Mass Failure! by busybody20: 7:24am On Jul 09, 2011 |
too long to read  abeg summarise and stop typing in purple  |
| Re: Mass Failure! by Nobody: 7:44am On Jul 09, 2011 |
busybody20: Stop Me if you can! |
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