A guy told his girlfriend, his toothpaste had got finished. ''dont try to kiss me!'' the girl exclaimed.

bin gbagbo:

A guy told his girlfriend, his toothpaste had got finished. ''dont try to kiss me!'' the girl exclaimed.

so?

se this na Joke?Wanna na comedian

guy told his girlfriend, his toothpaste had got finished. ''dont try to kiss me!'' the girl exclaimed

guess engrishy is not your first language.
y dont u post in your father tongue
odechukwu.

where is the joke

bin gbagbo:

A guy told his girlfriend, his toothpaste had got finished. ''dont try to kiss me!'' the girl exclaimed.

why you no dey respect yourself? eeeeehhhh Bingogbo,
Na by force to post joke

NA WA OOOOOOOO 4 some people ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOGUL=BRIGHT007=STUDIO CFR=BIG EDIOTS!!!

Dont know y ppl dey see your madness as joke.
Twart.

Angel Gabriel came to
the Lord and said
I have to talk to U, We
have some Nigerians up
here in heaven and they
are causing
problems, They're
swinging on the pearly
gates, my horn is
already missing,they
are
wearing D&G instead of
their white robes,
they're riding bikes
instead of the chariots,
and they're selling their
halos to people for
discount prices. They
refuse to keep the
stairway to Heaven
clear, since they keep
crouching down midway
eating sunflower
and watermelon seeds
and smoking water
pipe. Some of them are
walking around with
just one wing!' The Lord
said, 'Nigerians are
Nigerians. Heaven is
home to all my children.
If you want to know
about real problems, call
the devil.'
The Devil
answered the phone,
'Hello? hold on a minute.'
The Devil returned
to the phone, 'OK I'm
back, What can I do for
you?' Gabriel replied, 'I
just wanted to know
what kind of problems
you're having down
there.' The Devil said,
'Hold on again. I need to
check on something.'
After about 5 minutes
the Devil returned to
the phone and said, 'I'm
back. Now what was
the question?' Gabriel
said, 'What kind of
problems are you having
down there?' The Devil
said, 'Man I don't
believe this, Hold on.'
This time the Devil
was gone for 15
minutes. The Devil
returned
and said, 'I'm sorry
Gabriel, I can't talk right
now. Those Nigerians
have put out the fire
and are trying to install
air conditioners,,,!!!

There was a married couple sleeping and a
psycho killer entered into their house.
The killer put a knife to the neck of the
woman and said, “I like to know the names
of my victims before I kill them, what is your
name?”
”My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.
The killer said, “You remind me of my mother
who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill
you.”
The killer then turned to the husband and
asked, “What is your name?”
“My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me
Elizabeth too, ”
laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚
°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º, ,

More still coming!!!!!

Onyeasi:

There was a married couple sleeping and a
psycho killer entered into their house.
The killer put a knife to the neck of the
woman and said, “I like to know the names
of my victims before I kill them, what is your
name?”
”My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.
The killer said, “You remind me of my mother
who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill
you.”
The killer then turned to the husband and
asked, “What is your name?”
“My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me
Elizabeth too, ”
laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚
°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º, ,

More still coming!!!!!

chineke! more of this? *falls from water melon tree*

BUSHY-ANUS:

chineke! more of this? *falls from water melon tree*

You never start to fall. Next time, you will fall on top banana tree. *mtchew*

ONYEASI IS BACK

Onyeasi:

You never start to fall. Next time, you will fall on top banana tree. *mtchew*

ONYEASI IS BACK

hi, Onyeasi, my name is bin , you?

Where is d joke?

bright007:

Where is d joke?

Its inside your momma kitty!! foolish boy!!

Na wa for all these
rich people ooo. I
went with a friend to
visit his babe from a
very rich family.
The
maid approached me
& asked
MAID: what would u
like to have, fruit
juice, yoghurt, tea,
chocolate,
cappuccino ,
frapuccino or coffee?
ME:tea please.
MAID: Ceylon tea,
Indian tea, herbal
tea, kericho gold
tea,bush tea or
green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea
please.
MAID: how do u want
it, black or white?
ME: white.
MAID: milk or fresh
cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or
cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland
cow or Afrikaner
cow?
ME: umm, lemme go
with d freezeland
cow.
MAID: would u like it
with sweetener,
sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or
cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar.
MAID: white, brown
or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget
about d tea,just give
me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or
distilled water?
ME: mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non
flavored?
ME:Infact,get me an
empty glass!
MAID: do u want a
tumbler, wine glass,
champagne flute or a
beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i
go swallow my spit.
, This MAID no go kill
me ooooo!!!

@onyeasi. Why don't u open ur own thread. Cos b4 u know it, bin gbagbo would start claiming credits to ur jokes.

bin gbagbo:

hi, Onyeasi, my name is bin , you?

bingbagbo are u blind or something Can't u see his name's onyeasi? Silly

Onyeasi

Correct jokes bro, Free me I go swallow my spit lol

*moves closer to the op, lay him down and give him 24 strokes of cane*

booqee:

@onyeasi. Why don't u open your own thread. Cos b4 u know it, bin gbagbo would start claiming credits to your jokes. bingbagbo are u blind or something Can't u see his name's onyeasi? Silly

" THE LIPS OF THE RIGHTEOUS TEACH MANY, BUT FOOLS DIE FOR WANT OF WISDOM"
SOURCE:GBAGBOLOSOPHY

booqee:

@onyeasi. Why don't u open your own thread. Cos b4 u know it, bin gbagbo would start claiming credits to your jokes.

True talk. Thank you for that observation.
@Bin
*Sucking ma Joy stick*

Onyeasi:

True talk. Thank you for that observation.
@Bin
*Sucking ma Joy stick*

" LITTLE CHILDREN TAKE EVERY THING FOR GRANTED FOR THEY DONT KNOW WHEN IT'S SIX"
SOURCE:GBAGBOLOSOPHY

Onyeasi:

True talk. Thank you for that observation.
@Bin
*Sucking ma Joy stick*

Please do create ya own thread and also come around to the off-topic chat threads too.

Your Jokes are very good and permission to copy them sir.

Bin gbagbosuckinglogy.
Oyes chi, your joke baaaaaad to razclat.
Carry go jarre.


Using heavy bucket to hold down bins head while giving head to onyeachi.


bin pls Keep doing what u do best.

@ode remo
I've been watching you.
You keep following Bin gbagbo up and down, you always have something to say concerning his every post!
I mean 98% of the comments you make in this section are always directed to him in one way or the other.
Wait o!
Is he who you look up to in life or what?
Which kind likeness be this? Na ya role model modem?
If its not Bin,you wont ever make a comment!
Na wa o!!
And i wont be surprised to hear you still follow him on twitter!!

Mikuzz shut your dirty mouth.
Bin is one mat to wipe my feet on.
The guy is destined to suiffer for my hand.
So mikuzu, tell us a joke now.
Then c me rate u.

Na craze dey worry una two!!

ode remo:

Mikuzz shut your dirty mouth.
Bin is one mat to wipe my feet on.
The guy is destined to suiffer for my hand.
So mikuzu, tell us a joke now.
Then c me rate u.

mikuz:

Na craze dey worry una two!!

mikuz:

@ode remo
I've been watching you.
You keep following Bin gbagbo up and down, you always have something to say concerning his every post!
I mean 98% of the comments you make in this section are always directed to him in one way or the other.
Wait o!
Is he who you look up to in life or what?
Which kind likeness be this? Na ya role model modem?
If its not Bin,you wont ever make a comment!
Na wa o!!
And i wont be surprised to hear you still follow him on twitter!!

two of the most mature BUSH PIGS in jokes section!!!!