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Dont Try To Kiss Me by bingbagbo(m): 10:56am On Jul 10, 2011 |
A guy told his girlfriend, his toothpaste had got finished. ''dont try to kiss me!'' the girl exclaimed. |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by busybody20: 11:02am On Jul 10, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: so? |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
se this na Joke?Wanna na comedian |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by oderemo(m): 3:19pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
guy told his girlfriend, his toothpaste had got finished. ''dont try to kiss me!'' the girl exclaimedguess engrishy is not your first language. y dont u post in your father tongue odechukwu. |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by StudioCFR(m): 3:27pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
where is the joke |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by Nobody: 8:52am On Dec 14, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: why you no dey respect yourself? eeeeehhhh Bingogbo, Na by force to post joke NA WA OOOOOOOO 4 some people ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by bingbagbo(m): 9:34am On Dec 14, 2011 |
MOGUL=BRIGHT007=STUDIO CFR=BIG EDIOTS!!! |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by oderemo(m): 10:55am On Dec 14, 2011 |
Dont know y ppl dey see your madness as joke. Twart. |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by Onyeasi(m): 11:11am On Dec 14, 2011 |
Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said I have to talk to U, We have some Nigerians up here in heaven and they are causing problems, They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is already missing,they are wearing D&G instead of their white robes, they're riding bikes instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating sunflower and watermelon seeds and smoking water pipe. Some of them are walking around with just one wing!' The Lord said, 'Nigerians are Nigerians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil.' The Devil answered the phone, 'Hello? hold on a minute.' The Devil returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back, What can I do for you?' Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.' The Devil said, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.' After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?' Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?' The Devil said, 'Man I don't believe this, Hold on.' This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, 'I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Nigerians have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioners,,,!!! |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by Onyeasi(m): 11:21am On Dec 14, 2011 |
There was a married couple sleeping and a psycho killer entered into their house. The killer put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?” ”My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied. The killer said, “You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill you.” The killer then turned to the husband and asked, “What is your name?” “My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth too, ” laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚ °º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º, , More still coming!!!!! |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by BUSHYANUS(m): 4:31pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Onyeasi: chineke! more of this? *falls from water melon tree* |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by Onyeasi(m): 5:11pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
BUSHY-ANUS:You never start to fall. Next time, you will fall on top banana tree. *mtchew* ONYEASI IS BACK |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by bingbagbo(m): 5:38pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Onyeasi: hi, Onyeasi, my name is bin , you? |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by bright007(f): 8:41pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by bingbagbo(m): 10:18pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
bright007: Its inside your momma kitty!! foolish boy!! |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by Onyeasi(m): 11:34pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Na wa for all these rich people ooo. I went with a friend to visit his babe from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked MAID: what would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME:tea please. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea please. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white. MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: cane sugar. MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? ME: abeg, forget about d tea,just give me a glass of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME:Infact,get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit. , This MAID no go kill me ooooo!!! |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by Nobody: 11:49pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
@onyeasi. Why don't u open ur own thread. Cos b4 u know it, bin gbagbo would start claiming credits to ur jokes. bin gbagbo:bingbagbo are u blind or something Can't u see his name's onyeasi? Silly |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by GooseBaba: 4:06am On Dec 15, 2011 |
Onyeasi Correct jokes bro, Free me I go swallow my spit lol |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by bunmioguns(m): 5:59am On Dec 15, 2011 |
*moves closer to the op, lay him down and give him 24 strokes of cane* |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by bingbagbo(m): 7:12am On Dec 15, 2011 |
booqee: " THE LIPS OF THE RIGHTEOUS TEACH MANY, BUT FOOLS DIE FOR WANT OF WISDOM" SOURCE:GBAGBOLOSOPHY |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by Onyeasi(m): 8:33am On Dec 15, 2011 |
booqee:True talk. Thank you for that observation. @Bin *Sucking ma Joy stick* |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by bingbagbo(m): 10:22am On Dec 15, 2011 |
Onyeasi: " LITTLE CHILDREN TAKE EVERY THING FOR GRANTED FOR THEY DONT KNOW WHEN IT'S SIX" SOURCE:GBAGBOLOSOPHY |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by Pharoh: 6:57pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Onyeasi: Please do create ya own thread and also come around to the off-topic chat threads too. Your Jokes are very good and permission to copy them sir. |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by oderemo(m): 7:45pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Bin gbagbosuckinglogy. Oyes chi, your joke baaaaaad to razclat. Carry go jarre. Using heavy bucket to hold down bins head while giving head to onyeachi. bin pls Keep doing what u do best. |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by mikuz(m): 8:04pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
@ode remo I've been watching you. You keep following Bin gbagbo up and down, you always have something to say concerning his every post! I mean 98% of the comments you make in this section are always directed to him in one way or the other. Wait o! Is he who you look up to in life or what? Which kind likeness be this? Na ya role If its not Bin,you wont ever make a comment! Na wa o!! And i wont be surprised to hear you still follow him on twitter!! |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by oderemo(m): 9:03pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Mikuzz shut your dirty mouth. Bin is one mat to wipe my feet on. The guy is destined to suiffer for my hand. So mikuzu, tell us a joke now. Then c me rate u. |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by mikuz(m): 9:18pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Na craze dey worry una two!! |
Re: Dont Try To Kiss Me by bingbagbo(m): 10:38am On Dec 17, 2011 |
ode remo: mikuz: mikuz: two of the most mature BUSH PIGS in jokes section!!!! |
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