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| The Pastor At The Door by niniowo(f): 2:39pm On Feb 20, 2006 |
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." |
| Re: The Pastor At The Door by Oracle(m): 7:48pm On Jul 12, 2007 |
At least the guy could still defend himself with the Bible. That shows he a christian  |
| Re: The Pastor At The Door by molasco(m): 10:16am On Jul 13, 2007 |
@ poster A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."  |
| Re: The Pastor At The Door by DAVE5(m): 1:22pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
ok |
| Re: The Pastor At The Door by mikuz(m): 1:59pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
Mtchew |
| Re: The Pastor At The Door by yinkalink(f): 7:18am On Sep 02, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: The Pastor At The Door by bingbagbo(m): 7:24am On Sep 02, 2011 |
I tried laffing, but i was farting! |
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