After spending 1 year abroad leaving your wife and 2 kids at home, and you invited plumber to come and do maintenance in your toilet because there is a blockage in your WC.

After a while, the plumber walked up to you and show you so many used condoms he fund in the pile that stopped the system from flushing.

How can you tackle this issue if you are the husband?

Ladies; what excuses can you give to hubby and defend your self and keep your marriage?

Source: obembet


Lalasticlala
Seun
mynd44
Mukina2
dominique

Hmm

Even if she has forgotten the road to her father's house she must reach there that day

Holly Gram I go first BLAST BLAST her left leg wit my old KALA then send her back to her PAPA house..


Make she continue from where she STOP!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

If you spend one year apart from your spouse, there are some uncomfortable truths you should prepare yourself for. This is one of them.

Both as a man and as a woman. There is a high possibility that they will cheat

Mynd44:
If you spend one year apart from your spouse, there are some uncomfortable truths you should prepare yourself for. This is one of them.

Both as a man and as a woman. There is a high possibility that they will cheat

Boss, u never tell us what u will do as a man o

The man should be happy the woman even used condom.

I will go straight forward to a car stand and get her the latest Lexus cos she has been very faithful...

Appreciate her unfaithfulness and file for divorce. No time for any explanation. All I know is that she can keep the explanation to her parents.

you quickly divorce the rat you call "wife" and thereafter blame yourself for expecting her to remain celibate for all this time.

Nothing special you either continue with the marriage as a simp or you simply send her out. There is no logical explanation for this

Na the woman fall hand sef. Body no be firewood Biko. I will endure as much as I can but if I can't bear it anymore, I will tell it to your face that have over stretch my limit. It's either you come home and fix me real good or I go out. Who get time to pretend? Over what kwanu? Did you in anyway hear that my surname is firewood

adadike:
Na the woman fall hand sef. Body no be firewood Biko. I will endure as much as I can but if I can't bear it anymore, I will tell it to your face that have over stretch my limit. It's either you come home and fix me real good or I go out. Who get time to pretend? Over what kwanu? Did you in anyway hear that my surname is firewood

don't worry m ga ala gi ezigbo otu ga a burst your brain and you'll use my name to compose a ringing tune

OmenkaWifey:
don't worry m ga ala gi ezigbo otu ga a burst your brain and you'll use my name to compose a ringing tune

who else but you. A leopard can never change its skin. Agu dim u oma who is now Omenka's wife.

I will leave the house on one condition... If my husband can swear with Ogun that he never Bleep since he travel

Lalasticlala

obembet:


Boss, u never tell us what u will do as a man o

Deduce it from there.

If it's an rented apartment, I will tell him that it's the doings of the old tenant.

Besides body no be firewood

adadike:
Na the woman fall hand sef. Body no be firewood Biko. I will endure as much as I can but if I can't bear it anymore, I will tell it to your face that have over stretch my limit. It's either you come home and fix me real good or I go out. Who get time to pretend? Over what kwanu? Did you in anyway hear that my surname is firewood

hmmm..

OmenkaWifey:
don't worry m ga ala gi ezigbo otu ga a burst your brain and you'll use my name to compose a ringing tune

I thought you were married to Omenkalives?

ChoCho54:
I thought you were married to Omenkalives?

yes I'm married to omenka.

I love 3some

OmenkaWifey:
yes I'm married to omenka.

I love 3some

Oh I see.
Omenkalives as a Benue man would surely count himself lucky to have you.

Women and sex. If you’re feeling h*rny, why not call hubby for phone intimacy or better still use cucumber.

burritto:
Women and sex. If you’re feeling h*rny, why not call hubby for phone intimacy or better still use cucumber.

Why unah dey like deceive unah self.
Which one is phone intimacy? Abi will he send prick abroad come?
Mtcheeew

The question is why would you really stay apart from your wife for that long.

Old story!

if u bi man and u dey abroad your wife dey here, my brother no say, u dey share her with another man or men, thats just d truth.
d generation wey dey so, one husband never Bleep dem finish na when u cum dey abroad?

Lalasticlala

Obembet, as a lady what excuse can you give to hubby and defend your self and keep your marriage?

I know you created this thread, but your opinion is also needed

OmenkaWifey:
don't worry m ga ala gi ezigbo otu ga a burst your brain and you'll use my name to compose a ringing tune

nwa nlafu
Chaa n' uzo..

Indaboski bahose!!!1