@Slimyem

Quite an interesting offer, I'd like to think that I meet your stated requirements, though like justwise rightly pointed out yu can never really be sure about these things, that unfortunately is the conundrum that a technologically driven world has saddled all of us with.

Now I'll try to play the game of deduction as I'm quite the Sherlock Holmes, feel free to correct where I'm mistaken

1. The Yem at the back of your name suggests yu're yoruba, I'll go on a limb and say its a shortened form of Opeyemi
2. I came to conclusion 1 cos yu concatenated it with Slim and you did describe yourself with the words slim, chic and cute
3. You have a pretty healthy self image (some might consider it an inflated ego)

now I'd ask you to answer the following questions as a starting point

1. Why exactly are you bored and what are you bored with? life? work? relationship? e.t.c. (Please feel free not to answer this)

2. What topics do yu like to talk about? (so I can get out dem encyclopaedias )

James-dman:

Hey!! Slimyem y not start chattin here. . . . see hw intelligent n witty one can be. . . . B4 goin into emailin, FBing n YIMing?

that's exactly what i plan to do.thanks!

pleep:

hey, how old are you? just curious

your post tells me you dont fit into my criterium.the phrase'a working class chic' should be enough to tell you my age range if you have at least one of the qualities i require.

zubeyr:

another H o r n y  fulani or yoruba girl

you must be stupefyingly dull.*smh*

2buff:

OP, close this f0olish thread and start another one about "the futility of a chicken's life".
That sounds like a topic that could bring out wit, humor and quite possibly some measure of intelligence.  
The men who engage in that actively, may be your desired market.  

Good Luck  

first,its disrespectful to call my thread foolish but i forgive you.
Secondly,yes,that kinda topic might bring out the humour,wit and whatever else m looking for but it wouldnt tell what exactly i need those qualities for.see??

slimyem:

,its disrespectful to call my thread foolish but i forgive you.

Your forgiveness is [i]clearly [/i]something I crave. I appreciate that you offered it to me. Thank you

slimyem:

Secondly,yes,that kinda topic might bring out the humour,wit and whatever else m looking for but it wouldnt tell what exactly i need those qualities for.see??

It would be at the very least 3x better than whatever this thread is.
You claim to seek a smart, witty, excetera guy yet you yourself provide no platform on which to judge these characteristics.
By not displaying your own fair share of wit and intelligence by giving them some material to build on, you're bound to end up with posts like these:

M M M:

OP
Will u give me punny?

He did ask you a question btw 

@duduspace, i like your analysis of me and moreso you write like the kinds of guys that fit my descriptions.
You are quite right bout the yoruba thingy but not bout the name.and yes!i have a quite healthy self-image but m not egocentric
what's boring me??here's too public to want to talk bout it.
What i like to talk about??everything asides philosophy,sports and religion.
Wanna sign up?

2buff:

Your forgiveness is [i]clearly [/i]something I crave. I appreciate that you offered it to me. Thank you

It would be at the very least 3x better than whatever this thread is.
You claim to seek a smart, witty, excetera guy yet you yourself provide no platform on which to judge these characteristics.
By not displaying your own fair share of wit and intelligence by giving them some material to build on, you're bound to end up with posts like these:

He did ask you a question btw 

okay, i get your point but i'd see hw this goes and if it doesnt work,i'd fling another thread.
And um, the punny guy, guess you didnt notice i already gave him his answer.
And i have a hunch you do fit my requirements but you dont wanna play.right??

. . .SUBSCRIBING. . . *walks in. . . .takes a seat close to Slimyem. . .thinkin aloud. . .'diz babe sittin beside me mk sense oh'.*~~LoL. BTW: watz d topic of discussion in diz thread?

am interested in u can i have ur facebook address or ur yahoo id, ? mine is olacodexx@yahoo.com

slimyem:

okay, i get your point but i'd see hw this goes and if it doesnt work,i'd fling another thread.
And um, the punny guy, guess you didnt notice i already gave him his answer.
And i have a hunch you do fit my requirements but you dont wanna play.right??

I'm always up for a verbal joust or 2.

Araboy:

Lol what happened to your hottie Africa1 or just Nigerian guys can't help themselves

^ lol, you dont really think I'm going to email the OP do you? He is a male 419er and his name is Jenkins Ayeko! 

pleep:

^ lol, you dont really think I'm going to email the OP do you? He is a male 419er and his name is Jenkins Ayeko!

Of course he is, only a fool will become his victim

pleep:

^ lol, you dont really think I'm going to email the OP do you? He is a male 419er and his name is Jenkins Ayeko!

It would hilarious if you call and meet with him, and see a middle aged, bald white man waiting for you. He he he that would be epic.

^hahaha! I would feel so dirty after something like that.

justwise:

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Of course he is, only a fool will become his victim

change your username to justdumb.it would describe u a lot better.

african1:


It would hilarious if you call and meet with him, and see a middle aged, bald white man waiting for you. He he he that would be epic.

pleep:

^hahaha! I would feel so dirty after something like that.

even when God himself comes down to deliver blessing to you,u still wouldnt believe it until he passes you by, *smh* for three of una.

slimyem:

change your username to justdumb.it would describe u a lot better.even when God himself comes down to deliver blessing to you,u still wouldnt believe it until he passes you by, *smh* for three of una.

You just failed miserably with this romance-scam mission.

A little search by anybody who cares will expose u more even with ur numerous IDs.

OP  next  would you need rich sugar daddy chatmates  also   
Bro go get you job and girlfriend please

pleep:

^hahaha! I would feel so dirty after something like that.

Lol I think it would funny if that happened to me. I ran crazy everytime I get embressed, and I just see myself running as hard as I could. lo

@ poster

U maybe pretty outwardly, but with the little utterances from u, i can deduce how ugly you are on the inside, this makes u less attractive to guys around u. now i can see why u bored, u need to get a life. i hope i didn't offend u.

, nkemnkem10@yahoo.com, will like to chat with you

todan:

@ poster

U maybe pretty outwardly, but with the little utterances from u, i can deduce how ugly you are on the inside, this makes u less attractive to guys around u. now i can see why u bored, u need to get a life. i hope i didn't offend u.

must you post something if you've got nothing upstairs?ugh!u are so pathetic and u dont even know shit bout what u just wrote.ur deductions are baseless.you are the dunce who needs to get a life!

NO REAL MAN will continue to arque with everybody to score his point. so, my logic is that the poster is a woman.guys please do this girl a favour, by applying to be her boyfriend.
justwise and others are mistaking her to be another person.

must you post something if you've got nothing upstairs?ugh!u are so pathetic and u don't even know poo bout what u just wrote.your deductions are baseless.you are the dunce who needs to get a life!

It's not compulsory that you must end up with a guy, there is option "B" , become an old lady with ninety nine cats

unipol:

NO REAL MAN will continue to arque with everybody to score his point. so, my logic is that the poster is a woman.guys please do this girl a favour, by applying to be her boyfriend.
justwise and others are mistaking her to be another person.

did u read right?i need chatmates not boyfriends.comprehende??u can as well save your favour.

todan:

It's not compulsory that you must end up with a guy, there is option "B" , become an old lady with ninety nine cats

u sure need to have your head examined because you dont have the faintest idea of what you've been writing.u need to see a shrink fast!

@poster
you really have issues. . I can help u, i'm a psychiatrist.

op
i asked u a simple question,

instead of u 2 answer my question u called me all sort of names.

Dont worry when u c me u will regret and will like 2 nyash me but by dat time it will be 2 late.

Is the invitation still open?

lari03:

Is the invitation still open?

of course as long as you have the soecifications inthe topic

todan:

@poster
you really have issues. . I can help u, i'm a psychiatrist.

i know you are lying.you are a patient at yaba left.you are only being delusional by claiming to be a psychiatrist

M M M:

op
i asked u a simple question,

instead of u 2 answer my question u called me all sort of names.

Dont worry when u c me u will regret and will like 2 nyash me but by dat time it will be 2 late.

sorry.i dont talk with PERVERTS!

how do u measure smartness, I prefer humor.