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How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase? by Nobody: 7:53am On Jul 21, 2011

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Marian $


The very next day, the boss replied the employee:

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

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Re: How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase? by bright007(f): 8:02am On Jul 21, 2011
*pretty cool**
Re: How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase? by mikuz(m): 12:39pm On Jul 21, 2011
Blight so you try get small sense?
Re: How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase? by MrBones2(m): 5:54pm On Jul 21, 2011
No be for Naija jor grin grin (won't work tongue)
Re: How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase? by bright007(f): 6:56pm On Jul 21, 2011
*wetin dey worry dis mikuz self?u no know ur mate?
Re: How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase? by MrBones2(m): 1:48pm On Jul 22, 2011
^^your mates don kpeme, abi? grin grin
Re: How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase? by zealot4me(f): 5:31pm On Jul 22, 2011
nice 1 frm mr. sexkilllz grin grin
Re: How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase? by Chiluvsky(f): 5:58pm On Jul 22, 2011
I like dat
Re: How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase? by DAVE5(m): 6:13pm On Jul 22, 2011
nice one poster

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