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The Pregnant 18yr Old Girl by darne(m): 5:27am On Jul 22, 2011 |
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’The girl picks up the phone and makes a call…. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: ‘Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?’ At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, ‘You’ll sleep with her again! |
Re: The Pregnant 18yr Old Girl by Nobody: 7:05am On Jul 22, 2011 |
ROTFLMAO!! |
Re: The Pregnant 18yr Old Girl by mikuz(m): 8:05am On Jul 22, 2011 |
Lol! Archaic but still funny. |
Re: The Pregnant 18yr Old Girl by KDK(m): 9:16am On Jul 22, 2011 |
Re: The Pregnant 18yr Old Girl by favbabe(f): 9:51am On Jul 22, 2011 |
it is so funny |
Re: The Pregnant 18yr Old Girl by zealot4me(f): 4:56pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
GEEZ! the father sef no try chei see hw money dey finish poor man |
Re: The Pregnant 18yr Old Girl by Chiluvsky(f): 5:09pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
Lmao |
Re: The Pregnant 18yr Old Girl by DAVE5(m): 6:44pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
zealot4me:u neva hia say money dey make iron melt nd flow abeg clap 4 d poster jare |
Re: The Pregnant 18yr Old Girl by eunicesou(f): 7:34pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
wish i was her |
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