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This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by plezant(f): 4:58pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
This is so funny, just couldn't keep it to myself, A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? the man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches." |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by mimiko(f): 5:14pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
please oh they should roast thier arse |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by jayjaylux(m): 9:12pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
dat is so so so so funny, i don't av petrol bt i'll donate lighter |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by rossy4life(f): 9:34pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
@poster can't stop laughing, I won't mind emptying my tank to burn down tose criminals @jayjaylux what do u carry a lighter for, while driving? 1 Like |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by Migines(m): 10:04pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
Pls o, hw can i make my own contribution. I av bout 150ltrs. |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by Migines(m): 10:12pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
Pls o, hw can i make my own contribution. I av bout 150ltrs. |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by sammy6(m): 10:25pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
I wish this was for real |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by lovemajek(f): 10:39pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
lol |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by Kaykerry(m): 11:10pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
They all deserve terrible punishments |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by rasulua(m): 4:43am On Aug 14, 2007 |
Send me d address il send u 1 tanker.lmao |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by clemcykul(f): 9:53am On Aug 14, 2007 |
wonderful!!! this is precisely what i have been waiting for, i have a dozen carton of match box pls wats the addrs |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by mimiko(f): 10:36am On Aug 14, 2007 |
what re u guys talking about these are our ever loyal leaders we re talking about they need executive treatment like hmmmmmm hanging them up by thier balls |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by Afam4eva(m): 8:21pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
I run a matches manufacturing company and i will be willing to donate my company and everything in it. LMAO. |
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by sm1fabulous: 10:49pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
na jst a match stick n 1 litre of fuel una d contribute? @OP..abeg tell dis guys mek dem kip their fuel n matches..i get SUICIDE BOMBER sharp work. but all d same God bless U all |
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