NoToTerrorists:
Maybe for you guys in Lagos. In South East and Middle Belt her experience is real. The only money I gave an immigration officer there is 1K.

Lagos is different , cos last year I directed someone waiting for passport in lagos to go benue , he went and did it under a day came back to lagos next day and travel out that week with the new passport

pocohantas:
I got mine in a week.

Went to their office very well dressed. One officer saw me and said he has seen his wife. I said me kwa, I have seen my husband.

That was how he was carrying my file upandan.
“Capture my wife!”.

E ask for number, I give am.

Two days later I told him I want to take him for lunch. He said “haba, by 2pm? I would be working”. Of course I knew he would be working. I just wanted it to be on record that I offered. Though I knew his response before asking.

Immediately he called that my passport was out. I collected it and blocked him.

#CheersToChivalry.

what a strategy, Kwin poco
LMAO

nlfpmod:
As shared by Feli Nwa, a Nigerian Twitter user.



https://twitter.com/feli_nwa/status/1550769933830815744?t=EHwOzhZjNd4Px-IjQW7zqQ&s=08

Good to know

Okay

NoToTerrorists:
lmao. Maybe your experience but the one in Enugu State is different. I had same experience with the OP. Only 26K. If I didn’t waste time I would have paid when it was 11K earlier this year.

Hi. PLEASE, if someone wants renewed passport in 1day, do you know the cost?

Their office address?

pocohantas:
I got mine in a week.

Went to their office very well dressed. One officer saw me and said he has seen his wife. I said me kwa, I have seen my husband.

That was how he was carrying my file upandan.
“Capture my wife!”.

E ask for number, I give am.

Two days later I told him I want to take him for lunch. He said “haba, by 2pm? I would be working”. Of course I knew he would be working. I just wanted it to be on record that I offered. Though I knew his response before asking.

Immediately he called that my passport was out. I collected it and blocked him.

#CheersToChivalry.

Lol! Awesome btw.

please I want to apply in ilorin. Anyone with experience in kwara.

Almost two months now, my passport is yet ready for collection
I applied in Abuja, and I captured April 29th and I was to wait for 6 weeks before collection, 6 weeks gone past, the initial excuses was that the machine has issues, but now there’s no booklet available, I’m confused.

Femifasola:

Using your smelly vaginna power. It works only on simps

This is just insensitive and immature.

How much bribe did you give officials

Edutainment

pocohantas:
I got mine in a week.

Went to their office very well dressed. One officer saw me and said he has seen his wife. I said me kwa, I have seen my husband.

That was how he was carrying my file upandan.
“Capture my wife!”.

E ask for number, I give am.

Two days later I told him I want to take him for lunch. He said “haba, by 2pm? I would be working”. Of course I knew he would be working. I just wanted it to be on record that I offered. Though I knew his response before asking.

Immediately he called that my passport was out. I collected it and blocked him.

#CheersToChivalry.

Stealing by tricks

IMASTEX:
Which country please abeg?

That's the question I want to ask too.

pocohantas:
I got mine in a week.

Went to their office very well dressed. One officer saw me and said he has seen his wife. I said me kwa, I have seen my husband.

That was how he was carrying my file upandan.
“Capture my wife!”.

E ask for number, I give am.

Two days later I told him I want to take him for lunch. He said “haba, by 2pm? I would be working”. Of course I knew he would be working. I just wanted it to be on record that I offered. Though I knew his response before asking.

Immediately he called that my passport was out. I collected it and blocked him.

#CheersToChivalry.

Na me o

majamajic:


Lagos is different , cos last year I directed someone waiting for passport in lagos to go benue , he went and did it under a day came back to lagos next day and travel out that week with the new passport

yes. I know someone that’s why did Express in Jos and travelled immediately.

sharone21:


Hi. PLEASE, if someone wants renewed passport in 1day, do you know the cost?

Their office address?

I don’t think one day is still possible. To the best of my knowledge Express is now 2-3 days.

Realtalk20:
This is Nigeria they will frustrate you just follow the below steps and thank me later

STEP 1 BRIBE THE OFFICIAL
STEP 2 BRIBE THE OFFICIAL
STEP 3 BRIBE THE OFFICIAL
STEP 4 BRIBE THE OFFICIAL
STEP 5 BRIBE THE OFFICIAL

For a public institution like dat where they workers recieve small salary, might even be owed self or their welfare is not taken, care of a little tip wont kill you, even if u not give much self, just nice words and small tip for appreciation it would be reciprocated back to you, they will help you push it fast fast.

I am a proud giver: good afternoon ma, how is work ma, hope is not stressful, maybe you can buy some lunch (hand covering 2k on her table) watch how she replies you with respect and facilitates everything with speed for for you.
Only a poor man would go to a public office and begin to grumble.

Meanwhile you don't have to break the. bank even if it 2k you have share it for them 500 naira per table. at least for that day that woman wont feed from her salary
ITS CALLED TIP, I COLLECT IT AND I GIVE FREELY LEARN ARZEHOLE

pocohantas:
I got mine in a week.

Went to their office very well dressed. One officer saw me and said he has seen his wife. I said me kwa, I have seen my husband.

That was how he was carrying my file upandan.
“Capture my wife!”.

E ask for number, I give am.

Two days later I told him I want to take him for lunch. He said “haba, by 2pm? I would be working”. Of course I knew he would be working. I just wanted it to be on record that I offered. Though I knew his response before asking.

Immediately he called that my passport was out. I collected it and blocked him.

#CheersToChivalry.

This is why Both Genders can never be equal,women want the freebies and goodies that comes with being the Inferior sex. Feminists una papa

pocohantas:
I got mine in a week.

Went to their office very well dressed. One officer saw me and said he has seen his wife. I said me kwa, I have seen my husband.

That was how he was carrying my file upandan.
“Capture my wife!”.

E ask for number, I give am.

Two days later I told him I want to take him for lunch. He said “haba, by 2pm? I would be working”. Of course I knew he would be working. I just wanted it to be on record that I offered. Though I knew his response before asking.

Immediately he called that my passport was out. I collected it and blocked him.

#CheersToChivalry.

legendary

Bintabisiriyu:



For a public institution like dat where they workers recieve small salary, might even be owed self or their welfare is not taken, care of a little tip wont kill you, even if u not give much self, just nice words and small tip for appreciation it would be reciprocated back to you, they will help you push it fast fast.

I am a proud giver: good afternoon ma, how is work ma, hope is not stressful, maybe you can buy some lunch (hand covering 2k on her table) watch how she replies you with respect and facilitates everything with speed for for you.
Only a poor man would go to a public office and begin to grumble.

Meanwhile you don't have to break the. bank even if it 2k you have share it for them 500 naira per table. at least for that day that woman wont feed from her salary
ITS CALLED TIP, I COLLECT IT AND I GIVE FREELY LEARN ARZEHOLE

Your insult goes back to you
You are a corrupt criminal and deserve to be sacked.

Thank you

IMASTEX:
Which country please abeg?

Same Nigeria naa nii!Don't be deceived, there are lots of things you can do without egunje in this country. Thanks madam jare.

Is not call international passport is passport ..... International passport is incorrect because it is a tautology
There is no where international passport exist in a standard British English.. is only peculiar in Nigeria English smh�

How can one get a diplomatic passport?

Ageh give me his contact ooooo

pocohantas:
I got mine in a week.

Went to their office very well dressed. One officer saw me and said he has seen his wife. I said me kwa, I have seen my husband.

That was how he was carrying my file upandan.
“Capture my wife!”.

E ask for number, I give am.

Two days later I told him I want to take him for lunch. He said “haba, by 2pm? I would be working”. Of course I knew he would be working. I just wanted it to be on record that I offered. Though I knew his response before asking.

Immediately he called that my passport was out. I collected it and blocked him.

#CheersToChivalry.

Realtalk20:
Your insult goes back to you You are a corrupt criminal and deserve to be sacked.
Thank you

but now you've learnt how we roll, poverty is a disease.

Paid twice the real cost

I lost mine, already I have a photocopy of my data page,how do I go about the replacement or renewal?

That's good,I think it use to be about 50k before

Bintabisiriyu:


but now you've learnt how we roll, poverty is a disease.

You don't have to tell me about your life history. A thief I'd a thief irrespective of how you try to paint it. The fact remains is thieves like you is the reason why the civil service is corrupt and useless

Nice info

I got mine within a period of one week, though it was an express service and the cost was worth it.

Didn't regret it in a bit. You might want to try my plug if you wish to. Hit me up via the number in my signature

Nice thread, than you for the info. I read about this passport thing now now. Why is it that anytime I read about anytime online, there are some people already sharing it on nairaland.