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Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 11:08pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
One day, three nairaland ladies were arguing as to who has the biggest kitty: FIRST LADY: HUH you are funny oo! my kitty is the biggest! The last time, two men entered at the same time . . . SECOND LADY:LOL, you are damn funny! the last time my guy used his right foot to enter mine THIRD LADY:Ha ha a ha haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you guys re funny . . . . *ode remo appears there and dips his hand under third lady* THIRD LADY:And what the hell do you want from my kitty? ODE REMO:I left my laptop and the adapter there when i was browsing last night! *the two ladies fainted* |
Re: Kitty Contest! by mykali(m): 11:18pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
Re: Kitty Contest! by DAVE5(m): 12:09am On Jul 31, 2011 |
kai c lie,lol,luvly one poster |
Re: Kitty Contest! by mafioso2(m): 1:09am On Jul 31, 2011 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha bin gbagbo wan kill person 4 hia ooooooooh |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 7:08am On Jul 31, 2011 |
naah! u nor go die laughter be therapoo. . .abi therapy? |
Re: Kitty Contest! by olawalebabs(m): 2:42pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
Bin i swear to God, you done dey kolo weldone. :-D |
Re: Kitty Contest! by ARareGem(f): 2:57pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
^^ Thou shall not use the name of your Lord God in vain. @ op I must say I lolled. |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 3:28pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
@ babylon of course, what else do you expect from the JOKES PRESIDENT?. . .You men of likkle faith! *leaves the scene riding on the back of ode remo* |
Re: Kitty Contest! by ARareGem(f): 3:53pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
Don' let it get to ya head man |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 4:41pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
@ arareGERM Huh, okay so i shouldnt let it get into my head eh? my NYAASH instead eh? chtseeeeew! |
Re: Kitty Contest! by ARareGem(f): 6:43pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
Babylon man |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 8:35pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
^^^ bomboklaat, bloodklaat, rassklaat, pusssyhole! bugu yagga bagowire patuu! |
Re: Kitty Contest! by ARareGem(f): 8:41pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
Babylon man, what.ever |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 9:34pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
^^^ PPIAAPIAA, pirate! please can you get me 500 naira? |
Re: Kitty Contest! by olawalebabs(m): 9:40pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
Bin how your body? Hope you don fully recover from the injuries you sustain. |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 9:44pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
^^^ . . . now go and wash your mouth quick, b4b i faint! u chop shittz? *still riding on ode remo's back* |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 8:11pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
lol! |
Re: Kitty Contest! by jamace(m): 9:43pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
Kitty contest. Kitty contest. Kitty contest. (Just thinking aloud). |
Re: Kitty Contest! by oderemo(m): 7:51am On Aug 17, 2011 |
* still riding on ode remo's back*your fada. more like riding on the back of your blodklat xxxxxR. fill the gap yourself. DONT forget that those that have the wish to ride on the back of lion ends up in his stomach. |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 8:12am On Aug 17, 2011 |
I will always ride on your back, no matter what! dog! |
Re: Kitty Contest! by oderemo(m): 8:21am On Aug 17, 2011 |
and you will always end up in my stomach. duffos like you. son of a biatch. |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 8:30am On Aug 17, 2011 |
YOur empty stomach cant contain me for 2 seconds, i am hotter than your nyaash. .E dioT! BABYLON! |
Re: Kitty Contest! by oderemo(m): 9:49am On Aug 17, 2011 |
fukuyama like you. go sell more spare parts and come back. |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 11:26am On Aug 17, 2011 |
Chamber poT! |
Re: Kitty Contest! by olawalebabs(m): 1:10pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
Bin and Ode, in the spirit of month, stop the bashing. |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 2:57pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
Yes, warn him or . . , |
Re: Kitty Contest! by olawalebabs(m): 2:59pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
i will just keep it cool, after the month you can both resume the biggest fight,is it rumble in onithsa |
Re: Kitty Contest! by oderemo(m): 9:45pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
Yes, warn him or or what ? u die in your pyjamas. i gracefully invite you to the forthcoming nothinghill carnival sept,29. come and get sme proper bashment. eeeeeeeeeeediot. proper arms house. we dont take prisoners, u heeeeeeear. |
Re: Kitty Contest! by bingbagbo(m): 9:50pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
YOU r drunk! |
Re: Kitty Contest! by ARareGem(f): 9:55pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
*yawns* Boysss |
Re: Kitty Contest! by StudioCFR(m): 9:56pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
Belle dey pain me |
Re: Kitty Contest! by oderemo(m): 10:06pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
YOU r drunk!yeah right , how i love my 3 barrels and whyte and mackay. am having the oda now. life is good. but some pin head afi done, like guguru head bin crapgbo. i dont ramp. u seee, if u cant come ,sept 29,man am coming for your burial come dec. done. |
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