An NGO visited a village and realised the village needed birth control measures as they were getting over-populated.so the NGO brought lots of condoms to the chief of this village to distribute to all to curb the over-population problem.
the NGO visited the village the next year and realised the popolation of the village had actually doubled which kept them wondering. " didnt you use the condoms?" the PRO of the NGO asked the chief of the village. . ."whenever we wore it, we saw a protruding pointed tip which was scary, so we would cut off the tip with scissors. . ."the chief explained

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