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You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 5:53pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
. . .you see beggars dressed in corporate wears carrying laptop bags |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 5:57pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
. . .u hear boko-haram!!! |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:01pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
. . .u are flogged 10 strokes jst because u wan marry one ugly fulani girl 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:02pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
. . .u hear 'jooor'!! |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:07pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
. . .u hear "my name is holabisi. hif u like hegg hi can fry hit for u but there's no hoil" |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:14pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
. . .u see a mother chasing a stubborn child on the street wit slippers in hand raised high to beat him while running after him(dat scenario ever cracks me) 2 Likes |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:17pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
. . .u hear 'PROUDLY NIGERIAN' 2 Likes |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:19pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
. . .u hear 'ur money or ur life' LOL 2 Likes |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by kingokeyze(m): 6:21pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
ma mony 1 Like
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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by kingokeyze(m): 6:26pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
no, dis is not beger his a fine guy no pinple, u no, |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by kingokeyze(m): 6:31pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
bknight: if d pikin ge brain 2moro dat go bcom 1nce upon a time [b][/b] |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:48am On Aug 05, 2011 |
. . .u hear boys r not smiling 1 Like |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Nobody: 2:33pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
, Gbori e! , Oloshi or yet, , who do you think you are? 1 Like |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by firestar(f): 3:49pm On Aug 07, 2011 |
. . . You say ehn(?) and you hear: Gbagaun! --- Version I |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Nobody: 3:50pm On Aug 07, 2011 |
you know you are in nigeria when you hear "do you know who i am"? 1 Like |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by firestar(f): 3:54pm On Aug 07, 2011 |
. . . When an answer to a silly question equates hissing and eye rolls. |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Nobody: 2:25pm On Aug 08, 2011 |
, You hear, UP NEPA 2 Likes |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by dani1luv: 5:25pm On Aug 10, 2011 |
. . .you see guyz adjust their trousers when walking Moved to Jokes Section 1 Like |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by StudioCFR(m): 5:38pm On Aug 10, 2011 |
;d |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by dani1luv: 5:46pm On Aug 10, 2011 |
Studio CFR:you mean ' ' |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by lysaa(f): 8:42pm On Aug 10, 2011 |
Dani has killed this thread by moving it here. |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by PYTHAGORAS(m): 10:25am On Aug 19, 2011 |
P D P POWER!!! OR ACTION CONGRESS DEMOCRAZY FOR EVER 2 Likes |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Nobody: 11:02am On Aug 19, 2011 |
when you see a sign like this " This house is not for sale" 1 Like |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Nobody: 11:48am On Aug 19, 2011 |
you hear 'my credit don finish' 1 Like |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by ice234: 7:28am On Aug 21, 2011 |
R wallet miss as u stop at Oshodi |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by SageNaruto(m): 3:05pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
wen u hear: 'maga don pay' 'boys r not smiling' 'if u do anyhow, ur landlord go c anyhow' 'god punish ur fada ynash' 1 Like |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by olawalebabs(m): 7:23pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
, you hear the same promise of stable power supply, every four four years. 1 Like |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by McHarry(m): 9:18pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
when u hear WETIN? |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by chumakk: 6:35am On Aug 23, 2011 |
, You see your child facebook maritial status as ' engaged' and you start wondering how it happened 1 Like |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Iranoladun(f): 9:42am On Aug 23, 2011 |
When someone is late for a scheduled appointment and says "na go slow" When you hear "one chance" "E go better" When you are in slow moving traffic and you see a boy running beside your car like Ben Johnson shouting "oga cold pure water" or " buy Gala" 1 Like |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by marcus1234: 9:46am On Aug 23, 2011 |
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by geogeo01: 12:11pm On Aug 23, 2011 |
Wen U hear 'I dong die o' or when U ask "o boy una de hols" and d response is "nna, we de strike" |
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