DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever
heard of 'MateMatch'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip
to Orlando , Florida if you win. What is your name?
First name only please." Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're
what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time
you had intimacy?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well, "
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one
would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex
at 8 o'clock this morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well, "
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks, "
DJ: "Uh huh, "
Brian: ", and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower
at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than
the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks,
I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work
number and call her up. You listen to this."-3
minutes of commercials follow
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"(touch tones, ringing, )
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on
the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
Brian knows not to give any answers away o r
you'll lose. So do you know the rules of
'MateMatch'?" Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up
to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's
answers, then the both of you will be off to
Orlando , Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea
World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have intimacy, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian, uh, this morning before
Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?" Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it
last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a
trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them
that, did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing
with us and, "
DJ: Come on Sarah, where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the a.s.s, " After a long pause, the DJ said, "OK Folks, we need
to take a station break, ghing sheepishly) "Well, "
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one
would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex
at 8 o'clock this morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well, "
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks, "
DJ: "Uh huh, "
Brian: ", and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower
at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than
the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks,
I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work
number and call her up. You listen to this."-3
minutes of commercials follow
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"(touch tones, ringing, )
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on
the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
Brian knows not to give any answers away o r
you'll lose. So do you know the rules of
'MateMatch'?" Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up
to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's
answers, then the both of you will be off to
Orlando , Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea
World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have intimacy, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian, uh, this morning before
Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?" Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it
last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a
trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them
that, did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing
with us and, "
DJ: Come on Sarah, where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the a.s.s, " After a long pause, the DJ said, "OK Folks, we need
to take a station break,

Jeez - your joke is too long!!

try to make it short 'n snappy next time

Oh yeah Where will I put d rest? Up in Sarah's a.s.s? Watever happened to reading

we nor wan read your thesis

try 'n make your jokes, short, sassy and snappy - else waka go Education Section

Chei see comprehension

Woman headtie, Make I go find d one wey long pass dat one sef, u go tell me weda na u pay rent 4 d space d tin occupy

^^ Bad belle in action

Lol. When u think of money, think of Nnamdi. Oga how market? E be like say u don dey sort ur way up in d expired drugs biz. Hailings o.

this one na joke abi na lecture note??

All you lazy A.ss.es that do not read, whoever said a joke has to be short to be a joke??

dadicvila:

this one na joke abi na lecture note??

Efemena_xy:

we nor wan read your thesis

try 'n make your jokes, short, sassy and snappy - else waka go Education Section

NnamdiN:

Oh yeah Where will I put d rest? Up in Sarah's a.s.s? Watever happened to reading

D.amn right, some people just make me sick with their fear of reading.