I really hope it's not abobi aka senior manchi wey obodo oyinbo so.

The only man in whole of Nigeria wey boil meat inside tomatoes and pepper together, senior man wey dey coordinate affairs..

Exactly wat i need right now

wehdone:
Food is ready

It looks nice…….nice concoction rice

Zonefree:
I'm interested to know why you labelled the salt? You share kitchen with people

until you use salt in making tea, you won't realize why.

It's good for a man to know how to cook, he will be a blessing to his wife.

lesson44:
People displaying their food on social media only tells me one thing. There is poverty in Nigeria , they few people that can afford to get some foods on the table can’t wait to announce it to the world.

Lol, be calming down oh, what do you expect as posts in a food section

mariahAngel:


A gwa gi eshiokwu, iwe gi a karia.

Lol Nwanyi Owerri , nah Nwanyi banyi !!!!! Ogini kwa

Octopusssy:
Magno.liaa and Playm.aker14, take it offline make person see road

We blind your eyes?

Correct man

PointZerom:


Onye kwuru that thing

gloryhomemaker:


You be better woman oooo
Some men are complaining that their wives eat the best while cooking in the kitchen, serve them what they term the "left over"

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Nne, you dey sabi whine me ehn.

AutoshalomUSA:


Lol Nwanyi Owerri , nah Nwanyi banyi !!!!! Ogini kwa

I ri kp'ole?

wehdone:
Food is ready

Father of 2, don't ask me how I was able to figure that

PlayMaker14:
You guys have oppressed me so much in this section.... I will cook and upload the pictures here very soon.

Starch and banga..Warri style

wehdone:


Lol... Na madam label everything. I've complained severally of not knowing what is what. So she labelled them so that I won't ask her for assistance when I'm cooking (I cook once in a while)

Women eeh..

She had to label it for you like when a mom will do such for a son..

PlayMaker14:
Ikotaram?

Magnoliaa:


Very very weird people, and they are plenty in this life.

Same way some don't like chicken, turkey, milk, Golden Morn, etc.

Nawa.



No. What's that?

Na you cook am, abi na banny wey stroll come?

I never meet anybody wey no like plantain o. Me my best food na anything wey you add plantain

Munzy14:

Starch and banga..Warri style

Lol, you know book abeg.....

TANID:

this bros dey wicked, infact am short of words

Pimine:
I never meet anybody wey no like plantain o. Me my best food na anything wey you add plantain

Lucky you then.

I pray you marry a plantain-lover too.

spartachico:
see food wey person cook ooo, na him one person cook noodles wey be like sacrifice wey no complete.
may God have mercy upan us.

Bahamas95:
OP who spell "GARLIC" as "GALIC" for that your house?

Police

You want to cast somebody's peace of mind..

PlayMaker14:
Lol, you know book abeg.....

Lool

Magnoliaa:


I live just at the intersection of a rowdy area and a quiet vicinity.

I go out, and there's a famed street food vendor close to where I stay and guys are always coming around.

I had friends. I was socialised with music and movies, and most especially Sonnobax15 on Nairaland. That dude cannot stop using the word.

I found it irritating at some point.



I don tell you say you be my mentor.

I wan best you.

. Banny . Anytime any day twice on my keke balancing day

Magnoliaa:


I hope the day you'll praise your wife on this forum, and those same set of boys come for you, you would not expect any argumentative female to come to her defense.

No worry, my madam matter no de enter public

wehdone:
I woke up today, and decided to fry the unripe plantain I bought yesterday... I wanted something quite crispy. Unfortunately, the green plantain was slightly yellow; just overnight! Well... It came out well; golden and crispy

I decided to look at the other ripe plantain, and it was almost over ripe. I vex! Use that anger begin fry everything and everybody!

That anger gingered the cook/chef in me; I decided to cook for my people... They had gone to church

What do you call the fryer?

wehdone:
Food is ready

Are you sure you prepared this food?? it looks sweet.
Oya talk true

Magnoliaa:


You-- you--- you too are slandering Golden Morn?

Sorry, but I have to group you with those weird people, atp.

I HATE GOLDEN MORN! Na rubbish that thing be. Disgraceful cereal!

folake4u:


I HATE GOLDEN MORN! Na rubbish that thing be. Disgraceful cereal!

Don't say that again.
Golden morn saving lives since 1806

Sonnobax15:
. Banny . Anytime any day twice on my keke balancing day

Area afar la....e don tey o.
Wetin dey sup.

ahnie:

Don't say that again.
Golden morn saving lives since 1806

I nor like am oh.

etrange:


This statement doesn't make sense. Your wife is Nigerian just like your mother and sisters, and there's nothing atypical about them. If they're great people, it's because Nigeria is diverse and has both the good and the bad. You can't praise your woman and trash her identity in the same sentence. I thought a married man should know better than to join nairaland teenagers in bashing thier mothers and sisters.

Sorry bro if you are offended. But you see my wife ba... I've not seen another 2 people like her. She's an atypical Naija woman; even my sisters no reach her. No vex ooo... But my wife type no reach 2 again for market



1. All her salaries she's ever earned, I contribute on how it's spent. And I mean ALL! (Her last salary was almost 150k). Abeg how many women still de do this one?

2. My home is so clean, I beg her to allow it get dirty sometimes (but will she ever agree?). No plates stay dirty till day break!

3. The day we have only 500 cash, she use it like that and still make sumptuous meals (the foods are always delicious). I believe say God bless me more because of her.

This is someone that almost saved up our house rent from the money I give her for home upkeep ooo... I shock the day she told me about the money. Even my mom would have bought wrapper; my sister would have bought shoes and bags. Some other women might have bought make-up and human hair. Na only very very few women go give you that money. My wife and maybe 2 or 3 other women.


See bro, I can't even talk so many qualities here; let's just say she's an atypical Naija woman. Thank you