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Vat Increase! by SPIFF(m): 5:43pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
VAT INCREASE!!! We were standing at a newspaper stand during the last VAT increase, glancing through the pages of the papers as we could no affort to pick one.(You understand now-free readers association). An ederly man walked up to join us. After reading the caption on the first paper that says "Federal Govt increase VAT to 10%". The man shouted "whaaaat". We were all shocked at the sound of the noise that everyone had to listen to what he got to say. He countinued,"why, why? How can govt increase VAT" Everyone noticed the anger in this man and we started to wonder what could have been so wrong in govt increasing VAT to amount to such furiousity. Afterall VAT increase was meant for the whole country and why was he taking it personal. Still confused, a teenager that saw this scene walked up to the man and asked out of curiousity. "sir, what is the meaning of VAT" We were all shocked at the man's response, when he said, "VAT? I don't even know the meaning" |
Re: Vat Increase! by Migines(m): 6:25pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
Dis joke started with a promise. I dint xpect it to end lyk this. It a'int bad tho, nice. |
Re: Vat Increase! by CrazyMan(m): 8:40pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
Hmm |
Re: Vat Increase! by SPIFF(m): 9:44am On Aug 29, 2007 |
VAT INCREASE!!! We were standing at a newspaper stand during the last VAT increase, glancing through the pages of the papers as we could no affort to pick one.(You understand now-free readers association). An ederly man walked up to join us. After reading the caption on the first paper that says "Federal Govt increase VAT to 10%". The man shouted "whaaaat". We were all shocked at the sound of the noise that everyone had to listen to what he got to say. He countinued,"why, why? How can govt increase VAT" Everyone noticed the anger in this man and we started to wonder what could have been so wrong in govt increasing VAT to amount to such furiousity. Afterall VAT increase was meant for the whole country and why was he taking it personal. Still confused, a teenager that saw this scene walked up to the man and asked out of curiousity. "sir, what is the meaning of VAT" We were all shocked at the man's response, when he said, "VAT? I don't even know the meaning" |
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