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Ben-10:

Doc: Are nigerians not tired of naming their twins Taiwo n Kehinde,peter n paul, victor n Victoria? why cant we use names like Copy n Paste, Find n Replace, Clearing n Forwarding, Dolce n Gabbana, Goodness n Mercy, Keyboard n Monitor, Facebook n Twitter, Input n Output, Open n Close, Undo n Redo. etc.

Me likey

You try sha! You can do better though!

We know. Do you have to call him that?

Nice joke dude

[size=18pt]Nice Collections! Lmao[/size]

Nice collections dude, u really got me LMAO.

Ben-10:

A Doc prescribed the robot.

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he decided to test it at dinner:

Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)
. . . Son: Okay I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)

Son: Okay I was watching indecency.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what indecency was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahaha ! after all he is your son!(robot slaps mom)

^^^

Ben-10:

Doc: Are nigerians not tired of naming their twins Taiwo n Kehinde,peter n paul, victor n Victoria? why cant we use names like Copy n Paste, Find n Replace, Clearing n Forwarding, Dolce n Gabbana, Goodness n Mercy, Keyboard n Monitor, Facebook n Twitter, Input n Output, Open n Close, Undo n Redo. etc.

^^^ I think I concur

Ben-10:

A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors

over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor

said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The

man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The

doctor replied, "Your joystick is very, very large. The weight of your

joystick is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your

stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a joystick

transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he

agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man

up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The

transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could

speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while

he began to miss his large joystick, and how the girls used to love it.

He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful

for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but

I miss my old joystick. Please find the transplant donor and tell him

that we have to exchange manlinesses back." The doctor shook his head

and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo,

impossible."

Hilarious. . .Lolz

An 8yesar old boy was accused of rape in court; his lady lawyer holds his dick saying, 'Ur honor, can this 8years old dick rape? 'The boy whispers, ' don’t shake it aunty, we will lose d CASE.

Ben-10:

Husband & wife agreed dat anytym dey wnt 2 hav sex, dey wil cal it FONECALL so dat d kids wil no decode. 1 day, d husband sends his son 2 tel mum dat he wants 2 mak a fonecall. Mum replies, tel your Dad dat netwrk is busy 2dy. Husband replies: Tell your mum dat if network is busy@home, I wil go 2 a public fone boot. Wif replies:Te l your Dad dat if he dares go 2 a public fone, den I wil open a businez center here.

Ben-10:

An 8yesar old boy was accused of violation in court; his lady lawyer holds his Joystick saying, 'your honor, can this 8years old Joystick violation? 'The boy whispers, ' don’t shake it aunty, we will lose d CASE.

ROTFLMAO

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?

*some of d jokes are cool but most were recycled/dubbed/pirated or ŵėřē simply old $ worn-out

Thanks. .

A MAN missed his WIFE who travelled so much that he felt the Wedding ßed was 2 big 4 just him & decided 2 sleep on the §ofa,Ðinning chair & sometimes in the Library.

When the wife came back she asked the Maid if her husband was sleeping fine & the maid answered ''madam since u left Oga has being sleeping around o o o o''
The wife Fainted!!!

*d Mod is really working hard to revive d boredom-stricken section*i like this.