"All efforts to make this country ungovernable for my husband mr president prove abortion . . ."

Not again!! Tell me she didn't say this!

~ I luv d whites! Everyone is celebrating Steve Jobs in his death. See people all over the internet quoting his words and mourning him with 'publicity' lol. If this hero were to be 4rm Africa, the government would raise a panel to investigate his death; he being the CEO of Apple Inc., he's got Competitors. The panel's first place to visit would be Microsoft.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash - Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Man told his wife he heard their next door neighbor had slept wit all the women in their compound, except one,

the wife replied "it must be mama Chidi she is too stingy!".

Thumbs up 2 d mods

Thumbs up 4 d mods

Lol

Thanks brothers.

a clergy was joining two gay men in marriage but didn't know how to pronounce them Husband and Wife. He thought about it for a while and yelled "I now pronounce you Man United

Guy u try 2 much. I've been laughing like crazy since. Nice one man!

Nice one!

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Musa about to embark on a journey decided dat his wife wears steel underwear:

He locked it & gave d key to his friend Tafida saying "If I don't come back in 5 yrs time, pls unlock & set her free".

Musa set out on his journey & about half an hour, he saw a cloud of dust behind him.

He luked back only 2c Tafida his friend running afta him. "What's wrong?" he asked.

Panting, Tafida answered "U gave me d wrong key!"

A man caught his wife in bed wit his best friend. In anger, he took a gun and shot his friend,his frend died instantly. His wife shouted, "Henry, if U continue like dis U will lose all ur frends and ΰя dad ohh!!

Hahaha, i have read the entire Jokes thing and i must say that i like it all.
Thanks for exploring guys

Ben13:
Husband & wife agreed dat anytym dey wnt 2 hav sex, dey wil cal it FONECALL so dat d kids wil no decode. 1 day, d husband sends his son 2 tel mum dat he wants 2 mak a fonecall. Mum replies, tel ur Dad dat netwrk is busy 2dy. Husband replies: Tell ur mum dat if network is busy@home, I wil go 2 a public fone boot. Wif replies:Te l ur Dad dat if he dares go 2 a public fone, den I wil open a businez center here.

i tink dis one iz realy freekin''dan odass'm On Aug 29, 2011 Husband & wife agreed dat anytym dey wnt 2
hav sex, dey wil cal it FONECALL so dat d kids
wil no decode. 1 day, d husband sends his son
2 tel mum dat he wants 2 mak a fonecall.
Mum replies, tel ur Dad dat netwrk is busy
2dy. Husband replies: Tell ur mum dat if network is busy@home, I wil go 2 a public
fone boot. Wif replies:Te l ur Dad dat if he
dares go 2 a public fone, den I wil open a
businez center here. (m On Aug 29, 2011 Husband & wife agreed dat anytym dey wnt 2
hav sex, dey wil cal it FONECALL so dat d kids
wil no decode. 1 day, d husband sends his son
2 tel mum dat he wants 2 mak a fonecall.
Mum replies, tel ur Dad dat netwrk is busy
2dy. Husband replies: Tell ur mum dat if network is busy@home, I wil go 2 a public
fone boot. Wif replies:Te l ur Dad dat if he
dares go 2 a public foe, den I wil open a
businez center here. i tink dis one got me on d corner walai??

Ben13:
A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors

over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor

said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The

man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The

doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very large. The weight of your

penis is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your

stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a penis

transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he

agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man

up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The

transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could

speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while

he began to miss his large penis, and how the girls used to love it.

He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful

for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but

I miss my old penis. Please find the transplant donor and tell him

that we have to exchange joysticks back." The doctor shook his head

and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo,

impossible."

diz one sweetest one among all''