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Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 1:09am On Aug 26, 2011 |
This thread is really meant for light relief by putting up comments that people find/found funny. However, it may also be used to highlight quotes/posts that people find/found profound. Any body can post any of either such material. One important caveat: sometimes posts/quotes may refer to people either on or outside the forum (derogatorily); the intention is not to deride such people (again) but just to highlight the comic or profound nature of the post/quote. I'll start up with a couple that I like/d! |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 1:11am On Aug 26, 2011 |
justcool: davidylan: MyJoe: |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 1:21am On Aug 26, 2011 |
ondo_boi:Quote from: logten on June 24, 2010, 10:42 PM ondo_boi:Quote from: logten on June 24, 2010, 11:23 PM |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 1:25am On Aug 26, 2011 |
davidylan: |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Nobody: 3:50am On Aug 26, 2011 |
wordtalk has to be the funniest poster here. Just reading her posts (i'm sure she's pilgrim1) cracks me up no end. |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 10:54am On Aug 26, 2011 |
Well, I'll give wordtalk one thing s/he does know how to throw insults around liberally --- really, only a more polished version of "coogar". |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by petres007(m): 9:20am On Aug 27, 2011 |
Enigma: LOL!!! |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 10:36am On Aug 27, 2011 |
Caveat: this one is a slight cheat as the truly memorable thing i.e. the definition comes from an external website. Enigma: Evangelical Atheist An evangelical atheist is one who not only believes there is no god or other supreme being, but is obsessed with convincing everyone around them to become an atheist too, usually through hard-line intolerance (the kind they accuse other religions of). When cornered they usually try to put down their opponent's religion and bash them for 'blind faith', not realizing that their belief that there is no god is no more or less valid or provable than the other guy's belief that there is one. |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 12:09pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
frosbel: |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Purist(m): 12:53pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
frosbel: |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Nobody: 12:55pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
real beer parlor argument |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Purist(m): 1:02pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
Sagamite: Faith is hope. To practice it, you do not have to question it, just hope it is right and have hope it would solve your problems. ^^ One of the best quotes on Nairaland ever! |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 2:59pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
jayriginal: |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Tonyet1(m): 4:14pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 3:18am On Sep 30, 2011 |
Sadly the entry in this post is neither funny nor profound; it is only memorable in a rather negative way! Joagbaje:(red and bold in first line added) Joagbaje:(Red & bold added) Joagbaje:(red and bold added first line) |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Nobody: 11:07pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
Yes Atheism, especially your own type of atheism is most definitely a religion. It involves all that religion involves especially bind faith. You believe that the universe could have just always existed. This belief is not based on any scientific or observable fact; it is purely based on faith. If you can demonstrate to me or show me an example of something that has always existed, something (anything physical) that was not created, then this your belief that the universe was not created may no longer be considered blind faith. Honestly it takes more faith to accept this weird belief than it takes to accept the wildest belief of any religion.wow this is a classic response. I love reading and learning from ur posts justcool. i recommend that u change ur name from justcool to verywise. May God continue to increase ur wisdom |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
You make claims too that you cannot back with evidence; extremely outrageous claims. You claim that the universe has always been, or does not require a creator, yet you provide no evidence to back up this claimThis is another quote thats memorable. very soon, it would be worthless debating the God issue when so realities becomes dawn on us that really there nothing much more to be debated when theres actually no one present when the universe began |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by justcool(m): 4:04am On Oct 04, 2011 |
toba: toba: @toba Thanks for your prayer, and your kind words. Remain blessed. |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 8:34am On Oct 16, 2011 |
Crude (deliberately so, evidently) but still chuckle-inducing. Gray Beard: |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Nobody: 3:35pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
This is another good one from a theist knowledgeable scientific wise and biblically. He won the debate flawlessly and gave this response when the discourse was about to be derailed debosky:God bless u really good |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 6:48pm On Oct 30, 2011 |
This in wake of Dr Sign Fireman violent: |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 10:55am On Oct 31, 2011 |
I like the following sequence. Enigma: Gray Beard: Enigma: |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Nobody: 6:35pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
May kelly: Though i think sister has a very good point. |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 7:33pm On Nov 18, 2011 |
This one is another 'cheat' but I like the line too much than to just let it slide. At least it appeared elsewhere on nairaland first. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-298119.128.html#msg9584483 Terry Eagleton Imagine someone holding forth on biology whose only knowledge of the subject is the Book of British Birds, and you have a rough idea of what it feels like to read Richard Dawkins on theology. |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by thehomer: 9:36pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
The difference between faith and insanity is that faith is the ability to hold firmly to a conclusion that is incompatible with the evidence, whereas insanity is the ability to hold firmly to a conclusion that is incompatible with the evidence. |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 12:33pm On May 16, 2012 |
Again, slight taking of liberty as quote originally by a person external to Nairaland, but still . . . From https://www.nairaland.com/445085/chalenge-huxley,kay-17,ogaga4luv-other-atheists/7#10836976 *** {*** well the quoted post below is dated 16/05/12 11.24 AM.} NJnC: By Marilyn Adamson . . . . 1 Like |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:43pm On May 16, 2012 |
Enigma: Crude (deliberately so, evidently) but still chuckle-inducing. I missed this Gray Beard, can you post the link to the thread please? |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by Enigma(m): 5:04pm On May 16, 2012 |
^^^ They all used to have links ---- until the forum change. Anyway below; it is the post at 8.24PM on Aug 13 2011 https://www.nairaland.com/734568/atheists-do-not-reject-god#8916803 |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by logicboy: 5:09pm On May 16, 2012 |
logicboy: Why doesnt God heal amputees? Yes, why doesnt a missing leg appear back or grow back? Why is it that miracles are only performed on illnesses that could have been pretended to be afflicting someone? Someone could act like he/she could not walk or has AIDS. However, someone can not fake an amputated/missing leg |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by logicboy: 5:11pm On May 16, 2012 |
Do you know why vampires are afraid of the cross? Because, they are allergic to bull.shite! |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by logicboy: 5:15pm On May 16, 2012 |
Even the British people who brought Christianity to Nigeria do not take Christianity as seriously as Nigerians and their country is better. The irony is that Nigerian christians will say that the West is morally bankrupt while they wallow in the most corrupt country in the world |
Re: Religion Section Funny And/Or Memorable Quotes! by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:08pm On May 16, 2012 |
Enigma: ^^^ They all used to have links ---- until the forum change. Thanks for the link. The guy crack me up no be small. |
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