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Can U Imagine? by McHarry(m): 9:20pm On Sep 01, 2011
imagine u gave ur money 2 a deaf n dumb guy 2 keep 4 u b4 travelling, u came back n went 2 collect de money back from him n found out dat he's already blind; how are u gonna get ur money back?
Re: Can U Imagine? by abohrandy: 9:30pm On Sep 01, 2011
wetin u dey wait for?
u go start to dey look for the money on ur own now!!!!
abi u want just leavam like dat?
Re: Can U Imagine? by McHarry(m): 9:32pm On Sep 01, 2011
wetin u dey wait for?
u go start to dey look for the money on your own now!!!!
abi u want just leavam like dat?
won't that be robbery wen caught?
Re: Can U Imagine? by StudioCFR(m): 9:43pm On Sep 01, 2011
just forget bout the money unconditionally

God Bless!!
Re: Can U Imagine? by yinkalink(f): 6:55am On Sep 02, 2011
Lol
Re: Can U Imagine? by Yeske2(m): 5:12pm On Sep 03, 2011
This is a tough one o
Re: Can U Imagine? by muazulaw(m): 12:14am On Sep 04, 2011
first na u mumu wey go give am money to kip as u no get pocket, well d mistake has bin made
if u wnt to get ur money back, its simple, bring him to d same spot u gave him d money and at abt d same tym then begin land am correct hot slaps
b4 u reach d 17th woozin, him go give u d money wit interest sef, dont bother askin me hw wld go it. worse comes to worst either him eye,ear or mouth go open wen d slappin mk sense, nonsense him dy deaf wit my money na swear?
easy!
Re: Can U Imagine? by bright007(f): 12:22am On Sep 04, 2011
Wehre is d jkoe?u hvae scuceded in wirtnig falacies
Re: Can U Imagine? by braine(m): 1:53am On Sep 04, 2011
What about this??

Imagin your granddad was on his death bed and his last word were "i left $100million on the, then he dies. What will u do?
Re: Can U Imagine? by prettyjulie(f): 8:03am On Sep 04, 2011
lol,my waste don dey pain me o
Re: Can U Imagine? by mikuz(m): 10:53am On Sep 04, 2011
^ Oya come make i massage am for you na.
Re: Can U Imagine? by ARareGem(f): 2:32pm On Sep 04, 2011
muazulaw:

first na u mumu wey go give am money to kip as u no get pocket, well d mistake has bin made
if u wnt to get your money back, its simple, bring him to d same spot u gave him d money and at abt d same tym then begin land am correct hot slaps
b4 u reach d 17th woozin, him go give u d money wit interest sef, dont bother askin me hw wld go it. worse comes to worst either him eye,ear or mouth go open wen d slappin mk sense, nonsense him dy deaf wit my money na swear?
easy!


ROFL LOL!

braine:

What about this??

Imagin your granddad was on his death bed and his last word were "i left $100million on the, then he dies. What will u do?

Chei! I'll cry.

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