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Cookies by Abbycite(m): 6:15pm On Sep 11, 2011
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also.
She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought: “What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!” For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn’t want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained, she thought: “ah, What would this abusive man do now?” Then, the man, taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. Ah! That was too much! She was much too angry now! In a huff, she insulted the man, took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place. When she sat down in her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her bag to take her eyeglasses, and, to her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, unopened! She felt so ashamed!! She realized that she was wrong, She had forgotten that her cookies were in her bag. The man had shared his cookies with her, without feeling angered or bitter.
, while she had been very angry, thinking that she was sharing her cookies with him.
And now there was no chance to explain herself, nor to apologize.”
There are 4 things that you cannot recover.
The cake,
, after it's eaten!
The word,
, after it’s said!
The occasion,
, after the loss!
The time,
, after it’s gone! Be careful ALWAYS!
Good morning peeps!!!
Re: Cookies by lysaa(f): 11:17pm On Sep 12, 2011
Thank u.
Re: Cookies by SIlknSteel(f): 2:10pm On Sep 15, 2011
This is so lovely and so very true. There is always no second chance for first impression. Thanks a bunch Poster. Cheers!
Re: Cookies by Talking(m): 4:02pm On Sep 16, 2011
Nicest thread so far amigo. Keep it up.
Re: Cookies by newbride: 5:45pm On Sep 16, 2011
Lovely.

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