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| Avoid It by rakel05(f): 11:25am On Nov 17, 2011 |
A married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the Baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing So the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt Fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the Wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they got home, the gardener was lying dead at the gate, from the Labour pains. Avoid other people's wives by all means, please |
| Re: Avoid It by rakel05(f): 11:27am On Nov 17, 2011 |
COME DOWN TO MY LEVEL An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria She was booked for an economy class seat, Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin. The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where the ticket allowed her to sit but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat. Then the attendant informed the Jnr. pilot. The Jnr. pilot went and spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the Jnr. pilot went to inform the chief pilot. The chief pilot said I am married to an illiterate; I'll go and talk to her. The chief went and whispered some words to the woman and she peacefully stood-up and went to her economy class seat. The attendant and Jnr. pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell her? The chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that first class is not going to Abuja, only economy class is. |
| Re: Avoid It by kellynoah: 11:43am On Nov 17, 2011 |
i wont say anything |
| Re: Avoid It by rakel05(f): 11:55am On Nov 17, 2011 |
I AM SAUDI !!! A Little Girl, A Dog, A Saudi and A Policeman!! A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog .He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: - "I am a Saudi!" The next day the newspaper says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog".   |
| Re: Avoid It by kellynoah: 12:08pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
rakel05:still an old stuff |
| Re: Avoid It by rakel05(f): 12:13pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
technology wahalaNigerian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine. Says the American, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that." The German replied, That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!" The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Abuja, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut to the neck and he is now the president |
| Re: Avoid It by rakel05(f): 12:14pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
still an old stuff bad belle |
| Re: Avoid It by bunmioguns(m): 12:21pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
kellynoah: Oponu, you better post your own joke and lets see |
| Re: Avoid It by bunmioguns(m): 12:25pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
rakel05: Nice one, carry go jare and ignore the riffraff |
| Re: Avoid It by rakel05(f): 12:28pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
bunmioguns;; tanx jare , leave that big eyes |
| Re: Avoid It by Ajibel(m): 2:52pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
seen this before, but drier than the original |
| Re: Avoid It by Kokofi(m): 7:45pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
@rakel05, dnt mind dese critics @ NL, dey nevr see any gud in pple's jokes & dey hardly post any, u're doin well dear, kip it up. |
| Re: Avoid It by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:03pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
She try sha |
| Re: Avoid It by Nobody: 11:04pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
kellynoah:OMO UR BADBELLE SEF, PUT YA OWN IF U WAN BRING HARMATTAN DIS CHRISTMAS, |
| Re: Avoid It by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 12:14am On Nov 27, 2011 |
No mind am jor |
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