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Attitudes by dm(m): 9:09pm On Mar 01, 2006
This couple Mark and Kerrie get married and go
Jamaica for their honeymoon. Mark is around 6'7"
and 300 lbs and Kerrie is 4'11" and 87 lbs. They
get to their hotel room and Mark takes his pants
down and gives them to Kerrie and says, "Here put
these on".

Kerrie laughs and says, "I could fit my whole
body in one leg". Mark insists and says put them
on.

Kerrie finally says, "Mark I can not wear these".
Mark smiles triumphantly and says, "That’s right,
now you know who wears the pants in the family,
do not forget it."

Kerrie grins and takes off her panties and she
tells Mark to put them on.

He laughs and says, "I am too built, I can't get
in these".

Kerrie winningly replies, "That’s right and you
won't get in them until you change that
attitude."
Re: Attitudes by vichel(m): 10:11pm On Mar 01, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin *dIES* shocked shocked cheesy cheesy grin Definitely gonna change my attitude in a minute
Re: Attitudes by Seun(m): 10:17pm On Mar 01, 2006
Hehe. It's funny how people bring crazy ideas into relationships sometimes.
Re: Attitudes by Free(f): 2:50am On Mar 02, 2006
at it gurl das right cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Attitudes by Rhodalyn(f): 10:33pm On Apr 13, 2006
cuul cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Attitudes by spikelord(m): 12:38am On Apr 14, 2006
Hehe
Re: Attitudes by larger20(m): 2:08am On Apr 14, 2006
ahah
Re: Attitudes by Z4M4eva(f): 7:25am On Apr 14, 2006
l.o.l

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