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Attitudes by dm(m): 9:09pm On Mar 01, 2006 |
This couple Mark and Kerrie get married and go Jamaica for their honeymoon. Mark is around 6'7" and 300 lbs and Kerrie is 4'11" and 87 lbs. They get to their hotel room and Mark takes his pants down and gives them to Kerrie and says, "Here put these on". Kerrie laughs and says, "I could fit my whole body in one leg". Mark insists and says put them on. Kerrie finally says, "Mark I can not wear these". Mark smiles triumphantly and says, "That’s right, now you know who wears the pants in the family, do not forget it." Kerrie grins and takes off her panties and she tells Mark to put them on. He laughs and says, "I am too built, I can't get in these". Kerrie winningly replies, "That’s right and you won't get in them until you change that attitude." |
Re: Attitudes by vichel(m): 10:11pm On Mar 01, 2006 |
*dIES* Definitely gonna change my attitude in a minute |
Re: Attitudes by Seun(m): 10:17pm On Mar 01, 2006 |
Hehe. It's funny how people bring crazy ideas into relationships sometimes. |
Re: Attitudes by Free(f): 2:50am On Mar 02, 2006 |
at it gurl das right |
Re: Attitudes by Rhodalyn(f): 10:33pm On Apr 13, 2006 |
cuul |
Re: Attitudes by spikelord(m): 12:38am On Apr 14, 2006 |
Hehe |
Re: Attitudes by larger20(m): 2:08am On Apr 14, 2006 |
ahah |
Re: Attitudes by Z4M4eva(f): 7:25am On Apr 14, 2006 |
l.o.l |
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