pls can some one in d house confirm this news dat just came in dat one of our great leaders Nelson Mandela is death.

Where you get your own news o? This has not been confirmed.
Anyhoo. . . .If true,

R.I.P.
He lived a good life.
Very unlike a typical African.
Unmoved by materialism.
Too bad he could not save Africa.
A wasted sacrifice.

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UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88

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1 April 2010



"Who, me?"CAPE TOWN, South Africa -- Nelson Mandela, notable political leader and Nobel Peace Prize winner, was declared dead at approximately 2:40 PM EST by president George Bush. The president implied that deceased Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein murdered Mandela and his entire family, giving rise to a theory that the Mandelas have been dead for some time now, given the date of Mr. Hussein's death.

"We at the Bush Administration have reason to believe that there are ties between Saddam Hussein, the world's most evil dictator and the perpetrator of the 9/11 attacks who will send monster out to eat your children unless you support me, has killed Nelson Muh, Nelson Mann, uh, Nelson Masturb, uh, (twenty second pause), Mandela. Or is it Mandolin?"

http://www.gossipcop.com/nelson-mandela-dead-death-hoax-died-dies/

Nelson Mandela is NOT Dead – Just Another Hoax Victim
Nelson Mandela1:12 pm, January 15th, 2011

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Nelson Mandela is the latest victim of a sick, FAKE death hoax.

According to reports spreading rapidly online, especially via Twitter, the iconic South African leader has passed away.

Mandela is NOT dead.

Much like recent rumors about Owen Wilson dying while snowboarding, Eddie Murphy passing away, Adam Sandler having died, and the same disgusting rumor about Charlie Sheen – this is NOT TRUE.

Mandela is VERY MUCH ALIVE.

These hoaxes have happened many times before.

They’re not funny. They’re not cool. They’re not entertaining.

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, Gossip Cop is at a total loss as to why anyone would concoct phony fatalities, and sincerely hopes the only thing that dies out are these horrible hoaxes.

Good news. People who wish others death usually die miserably first. 

According to rumour mongerers that is twice that Mandela has died this year.

Terrible gbagaun in the title.