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| Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by Nobody: 1:01pm On Sep 22, 2011 |
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR 10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked. 9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette. 8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand. 5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers. 4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear. 3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!" 2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass. 1. Lipstick on the mouse.  |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by cantell(m): 1:17pm On Sep 22, 2011 |
El Guapo:Rotf @ d bolded part. |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by Nobody: 2:02pm On Sep 22, 2011 |
^^ Now what would the other hand be doing?  |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by lysaa(f): 7:01pm On Sep 22, 2011 |
How many hands do u type wit el? |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by Nobody: 9:26pm On Sep 22, 2011 |
Lol! There she goes again wiv her rhetorical Question. I type with two always and with One when am having a hump wiv ma wifey! |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by lysaa(f): 10:37pm On Sep 22, 2011 |
Ur cyber wife u mean? Well, i type with my left n write with my right at same time. |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by Nobody: 11:22pm On Sep 22, 2011 |
Cyber what?! I meant ma real life wife dear, and whats it u type bout? *Jxt been curious*  |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by lysaa(f): 12:55am On Sep 24, 2011 |
Lol. U don't wanna knw. |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by Nobody: 6:15am On Sep 24, 2011 |
C'mon Love, its aint a big deal knowing the kinda Poetic love lines u've been putting down on ya PC screen for moi!  |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by lysaa(f): 7:33am On Sep 24, 2011 |
Don't get carried away by that, twas just a means to satisfying poetic justice. . Not profound to me as I do that a lot. |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by Nobody: 8:57am On Sep 24, 2011 |
Aha! 'Satisfying Poetic justice' huh?  Lysaa darling u've never been such a good liar, so am aint surprise at u twisting nature with fiction! |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by lysaa(f): 9:19am On Sep 24, 2011 |
Lie is an expensive commodity i can't afford in my possession. See, there's always a natural demand for poetic justice to be met and hey, sis here is naturally hitting it with every move. I don't force it jor. |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by Nobody: 9:26am On Sep 24, 2011 |
Hmmmn, thats good to hear. So tell me cant there be a possibility of an urge to do Justice to poetry been triggered by a unique factor? Unique factor Like El Guapo |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by lysaa(f): 11:48am On Sep 24, 2011 |
News flash but i'll pass. Lol |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by EfemenaXY: 3:21pm On Sep 24, 2011 |
El G + Lysaa = love nwantiti  |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by lysaa(f): 4:10pm On Sep 24, 2011 |
Pls tell me d mag. range of ur lens cos i need to see that micro-loff. |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by Nobody: 5:12pm On Sep 24, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: lysaa: Lmao! I fink for the first time i'ld go with Efemena on an assumption |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by lysaa(f): 10:22pm On Sep 24, 2011 |
Na me d 2 of u wan take play? |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by Nobody: 4:42am On Sep 25, 2011 |
C'mon love dont be that daft, early signs re promising! |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by lysaa(f): 11:55pm On Sep 25, 2011 |
Peace out brother. |
| Re: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair by Nobody: 12:43am On Sep 26, 2011 |
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