A LITTLE LAUGH FOR THE DAY WONT HURT ANYONE

"A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a 20 pound note is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her,

"Madam, there are 20 pound notes falling out of that bag, " "Darn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard backs up to the parking lot of the soccer stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: 20 pound or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."

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With kind regards

ALHAMBRA

Translation: shes draging dick heads down d road. lol

You bet your last bottom dollar.

Regards

so u mean there are capless dxxks out there

That is why you must be careful where you want to wee wee. That old lady may belurking around with her scissors ready to go to work.


Regards.

Haaaaaaaaa, If then no pay, she dey cut their Private?This one terrible oooo

LOL

Love Ya.

dheeeeeeeeelol

you dont means sm1 d, was chopped off cus of 20 p. never may that happen.

Another business strategy

dason4life:

Another business strategy

are you thinking of doing the same thing
How much will u be charging?

Brovaz, be careful, dnt say its a joke dat woman just myte b on d oda side. Nobody wants to be capless.