You guys probably seen this joke b4, so just let it be



A young man agreed to take a new job as a
traveling salesman but was concerned about what to
do with his wife. She enjoyed sex way too much to
sit around and wait for him for weeks at a time.

Desperate, he went into a sex shop looking for a
vibrator that would keep his wife pleasured. When
he could find none that meet with his wife's
standards he cautiously approached the front desk
and told the little old man standing there of his
situation.

The little old man thought about this for a minute
and finally he pulled out a wooden box and inside
it was a little wooden dick.

"This will bring your wife enormous pleasure. When
you want it to work just say 'voodoo dick-sex' and
when you want it to stop you simply say 'voodoo
dick-back to your box.'"

The salesman bought the voodoo dick and presented
it too his wife before he left town. A few days
went by and the wife was getting lonely so she
decided to use the voodoo dick. It was the best
sex she had ever experienced and in fact climaxed
six times. In her excitement she forgot the
command to get the voodoo dick to stop. She tried
everything and to no avail. Finally she got in her
car and headed for the emergency room when she got
pulled over by a police officer for speeding.

He asked her what was wrong and she told him,
"I've got this voodoo dick and it won't stop, "
Then he replied, "Oh, voodoo dick my ass, "

U ryte i've seen it. But dat doznt stop me 4rm LMAO!

ROTFLMFAO,

@tj_tj voodoo privates your ear.

Still very fresh. 50 years from i'd still laugh so hard, I just love the joke.

: :d ;d ;d

*thinking ^{shey make i laff??} *

make i laff sha

Im lmao.

@ TT

you dey laff??

Yes my a$$ is da one doing dat