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| Commit Suicide by tessybaby(f): 9:35am On Sep 06, 2007 |
A man was fed with life and decided to commit suicide. After proper preparartions he took off for the bush with his rope knowing that would be the easiest way to die. When he got there, he climbed up a tall palm tree, fastened the rope to his neck and was about to jump when he noticed a hunter was pointing his gun to his direction in search of an animal. the man said to the hunter: " hey be careful not to shoot me with dat ur gun" was the man really ready to commit suicide? |
| Re: Commit Suicide by Migines(m): 9:50am On Sep 06, 2007 |
How bout dis. A criminal is being sentenced to death by firing squad. On his way to his place of death in a black maria, the van had an accident. He waz rushed to the hospital, intensive care, lyf support nd flown abroad 4 check up. After 5wks, he fully recover nd then bak on d road to face d firing squad  |
| Re: Commit Suicide by tessybaby(f): 9:57am On Sep 06, 2007 |
yeah migines very funny too |
| Re: Commit Suicide by Migines(m): 10:03am On Sep 06, 2007 |
Can it happen here, in NIGERIA? Naaaaahh we are smarter than that. Dats y our cops re trained to use 1 bullet to kill two criminals at once. Theres no point wasting bullets. |
| Re: Commit Suicide by Migines(m): 10:04am On Sep 06, 2007 |
It myte b da last one wen ur boss threatens to fire u. |
| Re: Commit Suicide by tessybaby(f): 10:24am On Sep 06, 2007 |
I think it can happen in Cameroon where some criminals are treated different u know. |
| Re: Commit Suicide by Migines(m): 10:47am On Sep 06, 2007 |
how are they treated. wat du u mean |
| Re: Commit Suicide by tessybaby(f): 10:52am On Sep 06, 2007 |
never mind dear when ever u get to Cameroon just ask the first person u see about the prison called KONDENGUI th |
| Re: Commit Suicide by labiyemmy(m): 10:54am On Sep 06, 2007 |
thats what we call muguns. |
| Re: Commit Suicide by Migines(m): 11:02am On Sep 06, 2007 |
even if i dont go to cameroun i'll ask someone. i'll rilly love to kno. if also u come to nigeria u can ask 4 the place called KIRIKIRI. "ITS A VERY NICE PLACEEEEEE" But i've neva been there. |
| Re: Commit Suicide by chizzy861: 1:55pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Migines:R u sure? u dey like person wey don go there live for some years  |
| Re: Commit Suicide by tessybaby(f): 2:00pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
@ chizzy 86 and what is dat supposed to mean naaaaa |
| Re: Commit Suicide by Migines(m): 2:01pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
U think some1 hu has lved in kirikiri even 4 a yr can ever b opportuned or prviledged to use d internet? |
| Re: Commit Suicide by mimiko(f): 2:04pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
@ migines Kirikiri hey u re wicked oooo @ tessybaby dont ming him oo people dont even go there by mistake |
| Re: Commit Suicide by mimiko(f): 2:07pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
lol re the prisons in Naija pimped up now do ve ve internet in there now so its possible that someone is in there viewing this site hmmmmm |
| Re: Commit Suicide by Migines(m): 2:09pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Oh yes they do. Or do they go there willingly? Lol |
| Re: Commit Suicide by tessybaby(f): 9:01am On Sep 18, 2007 |
@migines how do u know they do? when u have never been there? is there something u are not telling us? |
| Re: Commit Suicide by Migines(m): 9:04am On Sep 18, 2007 |
Nope, nodadull. |
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