He asked one of his new Christian students to stand,



Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?



Student: Yes, sir.



Professor: So, you believe in God?



Student: Absolutely, sir.



Professor: Is God good?



Student: Sure.



Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?(Student was silent)



Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?



Student: Yes.



Professor: Is Satan good?



Student: No.



Professor: Where does Satan come from?



Student: From, God.



Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?



Student: Yes.



Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?



Student: Yes.



Professor: So who created evil?(Student didn’t answer)



Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?



Student:Yes, sir.



Professor: So, who created them?(Student had no answer)



Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen God?



Student: No, sir.



Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.



Student: No, sir.



Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?



Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.



Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?



Student: Yes.



Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?



Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.



Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.



Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?



Professor: Yes.



Student:And is there such a thing as Cold?



Professor: Yes.



Student: No, sir, there isn’t.(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)



Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.



(There was a pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)



Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?



Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?



Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?



Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?



Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.



Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?



Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?



Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.



Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)



Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher? (The class was in uproar)



Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter)



Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? , No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)



Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.



Student: That is it, sir, exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!



The student's name was Albert Einstein.

master14:

He asked one of his new Christian students to stand,

Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?

Student: Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Professor: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?(Student was silent)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Professor: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From,  God.

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Professor: So who created evil?(Student didn’t answer)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student:Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them?(Student had no answer)

Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son,  have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.

Student: No, sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.

Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student:And is there such a thing as Cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student: No, sir, there isn’t.(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was a pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher? (The class was in uproar)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? ,  No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.

Student: That is it, sir,  exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!

The student's name was Albert Einstein.

I hope you realize that this is a sin of bearing false witness because you are lying and using Einstein's name to do it.

You may check here for the verification and other myths about such engagements.

My advice to you is to avoid such acts and save yourself from the flames of hell.

ok god

master14:

ok god

I'm not God.

Good 2 know you KNOW. Thought 4 one moment
ur already in heaven.

thehomer:

I'm not God.

Since you claim to have made 'god' in your own image doesn't that make you the creator of 'god'?

@OP, wether its Einstein or not, its still very enlightening and eye-opening.

But some of us don't even need any sort of scientific proof or argument to be sure of our Father. We have seen him, felt him, tasted him, heard him, smelt him, WE LIVE HIM!

Those who don't like it, off to the lagoon!

italo:

@OP, wether its Einstein or not, its still very enlightening and eye-opening.

But some of us don't even need any sort of scientific proof or argument to be sure of our Father. We have seen him, felt him, tasted him, heard him, smelt him, WE LIVE HIM!

Those who don't like it, off to the lagoon!

You got the gist. Atheists, because of their hatred for God are so blinded that they cannot see that that article is an anecdote, they will have to go to an atheist website that specialises in attacking anything God so as to feel better about themselves. The link that he referred to is a family affair of husband and wife who are set out to attack faith in anything godly or Christian.

OLAADEGBU:

Since you claim to have made 'god' in your own image doesn't that make you the creator of 'god'?

That would be those of you that believe in those sorts of Gods.

italo:

@OP, wether its Einstein or not, its still very enlightening and eye-opening.

But some of us don't even need any sort of scientific proof or argument to be sure of our Father. We have seen him, felt him, tasted him, heard him, smelt him, WE LIVE HIM!

Those who don't like it, off to the lagoon!

If it wasn't Einstein, then you're spreading a lie or bearing false witness which will send you to hell with those feared atheists.
Really? You saw God, felt him and tasted him? What part did you taste and what did he taste like?
Oh well I guess I'm off to the lagoon now.

OLAADEGBU:

You got the gist. Atheists, because of their hatred for God are so blinded that they cannot see that that article is an anecdote, they will have to go to an atheist website that specialises in attacking anything God so as to feel better about themselves. The link that he referred to is a family affair of husband and wife who are set out to attack faith in anything godly or Christian.

As you must have seen on this forum, atheists don't hate God.
Well, you may conclude that they're attacking anything Godly or Christian or could it be that the truth in this case has an anti-Christian bias?

thehomer:

If it wasn't Einstein, then you're spreading a lie or bearing false witness which will send you to hell with those feared atheists.
Really? You saw God, felt him and tasted him? What part did you taste and what did he taste like?
Oh well I guess I'm off to the lagoon now.

thehomer:

As you must have seen on this forum, atheists don't hate God.
Well, you may conclude that they're attacking anything Godly or Christian or could it be that the truth in this case has an anti-Christian bias?

Still here or are you speaking from the lagoon .

@thehomer,

I taste the whole of him all the time. His body, blood, soul and divinity. He tastes like God.

5solas:


Still here or are you speaking from the lagoon .

Just back from the lagoon. It tasted just like God.

italo:

@thehomer,

I taste the whole of him all the time. His body, blood, soul and divinity. He tastes like God.

In that case, he probably tastes like the lagoon. I just wonder, you do realize that he impregnated Mary. Just be careful of what you've been tasting.

italo:

@thehomer,

I taste the whole of him all the time. His body, blood, soul and divinity. He tastes like God.

Blasphemy , Blasphemy , Blasphemy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frosbel:


Blasphemy , Blasphemy , Blasphemy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like you don't know what blasphemy is. Have you ever had a holy communion?

thehomer:

Looks like you don't know what blasphemy is. Have you ever had a holy communion?

Oh no , you are also a catholic

frosbel:


Oh no , you are also a catholic

What is wrong with Christians nowadays? Don't you people read your own Bible? Don't you know what you're supposed to believe? Please take the time to read what Jesus said about eating his flesh and drinking his blood.

thehomer:

Just back from the lagoon. It tasted just like God.

oh! so you know how he tastes. Why the foolish questions then?

italo:

oh! so you know how he tastes. Why the foolish questions then?

No wonder you're a believer. It appears that you'll believe anything you're told about God. My advice to you now is that you go and drink from the lagoon and compare the taste to God just for you to be sure.

Of course, only idiots would drink from the lagoon. I'm not one of you.

italo:

Of course, only idiots would drink from the lagoon. I'm not one of you.

Only idiots would say they've been tasting Gods that have been going around impregnating virgins. Glad not to be one of you.

^^^ Ah, my mumu friend is still displaying himself as one of the worst examples of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

God help him.

Enigma:

^^^ Ah, my mumu friend is still displaying himself as one of the worst examples of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

God help him.

I'm curious, how do you think the Dunning-Kruger effect is being demonstrated here?
If you cannot answer, please take your bitterness elsewhere.

Yada yada yada yada! Curious kọ, serious ni!

Enigma:

Yada yada yada yada! Curious kọ, serious ni!

As usual, baseless assertions and all around ignorance. I'm done wasting time on a troll like you.
You need to learn how to have well reasoned discussions to be taken seriously since you're still a child consumed with bitterness. I have much better things and more reasonable people to discuss with.
Good bye and good luck. Come look for me when you've actually learned something.

E still dey pain am!